by davygraham February 20, 2018
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Get the T-post mug.A level up on a hater dab. If a Jake Pauler dabs on you because you are apparently a hater, you must t-pose. It repels all haters and Jake Paulers alike. When you t-pose on a hater, it shows that you are dominant and they are now under your control.
J-Pauler: get dabbed on!
You: t-pose
J-pauler: I'm sorry I did that to you master. i shall go and not dab ever again.
You: t-pose
J-pauler: I'm sorry I did that to you master. i shall go and not dab ever again.
by Casio123456 December 17, 2018
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"What is the Triple P Enzyme"
It all begins when the baby is forming roughly during month 3 to 4 of pregnancy. A very unique moment begins in a females life while an enzyme is produced known as triple p "post pregnancy pooping". Triple p is a very sui generis enzyme that builds up adding fifteen percent of the pregnancy mass with on average twenty percent being the isolated weight. Without it the newly developed life would have no cushioning from the daily activities of a pregnant woman. At the time of birth when said woman is in labor, instructions are to push with all might to eliminate all built up poop. This being the first time disseminating of rectal waste, the doctor and nurses insist it is to get the baby out in a safe rapid manner to mitigate fright of feeling disgusted in the eyes of social norms when said bowel exfill occurs. Unfortunately scientists still have not been able to reverse the effects of the triple p enzyme. So once this peculiar feminine change begins to develop, there is no stopping the production of poop from that point on and the mother will now have a normal poop schedule and ridiculous flatulence on uncontrollable occasions. Astonishingly with all the science and evidence produced from long vigorous testing, women try to persuade men into thinking otherwise. This is nearly the beginning of the skirmish.
The proof is in the pudding......👨🏻 🔬
"What is the Triple P Enzyme"
It all begins when the baby is forming roughly during month 3 to 4 of pregnancy. A very unique moment begins in a females life while an enzyme is produced known as triple p "post pregnancy pooping". Triple p is a very sui generis enzyme that builds up adding fifteen percent of the pregnancy mass with on average twenty percent being the isolated weight. Without it the newly developed life would have no cushioning from the daily activities of a pregnant woman. At the time of birth when said woman is in labor, instructions are to push with all might to eliminate all built up poop. This being the first time disseminating of rectal waste, the doctor and nurses insist it is to get the baby out in a safe rapid manner to mitigate fright of feeling disgusted in the eyes of social norms when said bowel exfill occurs. Unfortunately scientists still have not been able to reverse the effects of the triple p enzyme. So once this peculiar feminine change begins to develop, there is no stopping the production of poop from that point on and the mother will now have a normal poop schedule and ridiculous flatulence on uncontrollable occasions. Astonishingly with all the science and evidence produced from long vigorous testing, women try to persuade men into thinking otherwise. This is nearly the beginning of the skirmish.
The proof is in the pudding......👨🏻 🔬
If Becky didn't have kids I'd eat her ass, because girls don't poop, but because she's a mom that means she poops now.
by CuriousSamAdventures October 1, 2019
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It is the act of typing a 't' before actually typing a message in messenger or a shoutbox, etc...
It is the act of typing a 't' before actually typing a message in messenger or a shoutbox, etc...
by invisi3ill October 19, 2008
Get the t-pwn mug.A singer known for using autotune. Many people think that T-Pain has no singing talent just because he uses auto tune. In fact, he's actually a good singer. He uses auto tune because he likes using it, not because he needs it.
Proof that T-Pain is really good at singing: Search "Tiny Desk Concert T-Pain" on youtube.
(I can't link it because links aren't allowed)
Proof that T-Pain is really good at singing: Search "Tiny Desk Concert T-Pain" on youtube.
(I can't link it because links aren't allowed)
"Yo, I can't believe you like T -Pain. He overuses that sh*t like crazy!"
Friend: "Bruh, have you listened to T-Pain's tiny desk concert on youtube? Go listen to that and come back and tell me he's not good. I dare ya"
Friend: "Bruh, have you listened to T-Pain's tiny desk concert on youtube? Go listen to that and come back and tell me he's not good. I dare ya"
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