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steamed monocle

The blowing of hot air on to the tip of a penis during fellatio.
“I was about to finish, then she teased me with a steamed monocleExcuse me, whilst I go buy a ring.”
by HRH The Queen June 25, 2021
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steam ball

A silent shart that forms a ball wether sitting or standing which then the steam from the ball starts to be felt on the buttocks and the smell fills the room and everyone else runs the fuck out of there.
Guy: Dude, Why did the gas alarm go off in the school?

Friend: Oh yeah, The new guy did a steam ball and released CARBON FUCKING MONOXIDE IN THE SCHOOL FROM HIS ASS. That's why we had to evacuate.

Guy: That's so Zander we don't have to do that stupid math test anymore

Friend: Ikr XD
by _Lycan_ September 20, 2016
mugGet the steam ballmug.

Steam jackhammer

The sexual act of defecating on a subjects chest, followed by rapidly inserting a penis into the feces pile.
I gave her the steam jackhammer, she was ok with it until I finished her off with a dirty Sanchez.
by Sexual seductor February 12, 2013
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steaming

to be high asf, after a long tolerance break (about 1-2 weeks or more) .
“yo im fucking steaming rn”
by Jahmir November 30, 2019
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The Steaming

An act in which the two partners have sex in closed windows, during the Summer in 40+ °C, under winter blankets and with an an air conditioner put on the maximum heat for that system. During or shortly after the climax one of the two partners screams out: "Oh, the Steaming!!!", after which both take a shower.
As the man nutted and the woman came, the woman screamed "OH DMAN! The steaming!!!" while the man was panting and shaking.
by Gaburski October 21, 2019
mugGet the The Steamingmug.

Steam city smp

A wonderful survival multiplayer ran by sappysteam! The community revolves around brainrot and “barbecue bacon burgers” as a primary source of entertainment as the servers appeal wanes due in part to the over use of plugins and mentally retarded 12 year old humor.
I checked out steam city smp and it was great!
by Rocklagisdumb December 19, 2024
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Steamed

When something happens and your real fucking mad and ready to throw hands.
"My nigga i'm fucking steamed I can't believe that headass did this"
by FuckWithKilistina November 20, 2016
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