Blue Screen Of Death

(B)lue (S)creen (O)f (D)eath
Majroly happens on older versions of windows (even windows 1)
It happenes if you have like, 700 programs going at the same time.
Luckily, vista, windows 7, 8, and 10 (possibly xp?!) Has a safe mode so you can either go and repair/fix the file that got curropted Or you can just, not be an idiot and run over 9000 programs at once.

Friend: Blue Screen Of Death huh?
Me: The seventh time this week.
Friend: let me go over your house and see what is causing it.
(5 hours of repairing a file)
Me: Thanks dude!
Friend: NP. btw, have you concidered getting a MAC?
Me: Oh you mean the one that crashes 7 times each day?
Friend:.... shut up

by fire blades April 18, 2016

Peen screen

A green screen used for your penis. Why send a regular dickle pickle when you could send a picture of your dick climbing a mountain or holding a lightsaber?

I’ve been using the peen screen to sext.

by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

black screen

When someone posts a black screen it means they want to be penetrated.

“Yo Robins just posted a black screen he must want to be penetrated.”

by M double o d February 2, 2023

Extreme aggressive painful screaming torturous violent agonizing screeching long ass tennis match

bruh

Yo I just came back from an Extreme aggressive painful screaming torturous violent agonizing screeching long ass tennis match

by Midget Gang CEO May 27, 2020

Spreen

1. humble
2. my little house

Oh, you're a Spreen fan? How many times were you bullied in highschool?

by spreenputo May 20, 2022

Screech

formally known as mitchell
a boy who looks like the boy from saved by the bell

who is that boy is known as screech

by daniel November 16, 2003

Screen Time

Use of a computer, iPod, TV, etc. Hated by parents but loved by kids/teenagers.

Mom: Go get some exercise
Kid: no way, I'm too busy with this epic screen time!

by Sinfonia69 October 24, 2014