sporty

When you drink half of a forty then fill it back up with sparks, shake it up and finish it. Gets u drunk. Tastes good too.

finish your sporty theres sober people in china

sporty by acog April 17, 2007

favorite shorts 

A pair of short loose fitting shorts which will permit a female to catch a glimpse of your dick and ball-bag when sitting.

My my, that chick got an eye-full on my love sausage thanks to these favorite shorts of mine.

favorite shorts by flashboy July 9, 2003

leopard spots 

Slang for multiple hickeys (marks or bruises on someone's skin resulting from kissing, sucking and/or biting by their lover).

"Hey, are those leopard spots on your neck?"
"Yeah, I got nibbled in various places."
"Sweet!"

leopard spots by too-many-grouchy-people January 10, 2007

Water Sport Pole Docking 

An advanced form of docking. The two men engage in the act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis. For the rugged outdoor type males, one male will insert the end of fishing pole up his anus and attempt to swing the hook and catch the other male.

Carlos and Chris loves fishing and penis so they went to the sporting good section of Wal-Mart and played a little game of Water Sport Pole Docking.

Water Sport Pole Docking by dirtybirdz May 2, 2018

cold shorts 

When a girl dry humps (rides) a guy or does something sexual to make him precum. The precum becomes cold and is felt through the penis. Hence, cold shorts (boxer shorts).

"Melissa was stripping for me and i totally got cold shorts!"

cold shorts by hoebag January 27, 2005

boyfriend shorts 

Cuffed blue jeans shorts that pre-metrosexuals wore in the 90s. Oddly worn by either homosexuals or gold chain wearing, moussed up frat boys.

Look at that ass clown in the boyfriend shorts. I guess it's too warm for his Members Only jacket.

boyfriend shorts by Yo smitty May 12, 2008

Spots 

Smoking dope in the best way possible

1 Roll the buds up into little balls
2 heat up some knives and burn them between each other

3 Then the person receiving the smoke will put a half bottle    over the smoke and suck hard

More smoke less waste

Experienced smoker one: Bro i got a joint come have a session with me
Experienced smoker two: Screw that, come have a few spots
Experienced smoker one: COUGH COUGH

Spots by Day and Night Tripper June 30, 2009