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favorite shorts

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A pair of short loose fitting shorts which will permit a female to catch a glimpse of your dick and ball-bag when sitting.
My my, that chick got an eye-full on my love sausage thanks to these favorite shorts of mine.
by flashboy July 9, 2003
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leopard spots

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Slang for multiple hickeys (marks or bruises on someone's skin resulting from kissing, sucking and/or biting by their lover).
"Hey, are those leopard spots on your neck?"
"Yeah, I got nibbled in various places."
"Sweet!"
by too-many-grouchy-people January 10, 2007
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Water Sport Pole Docking

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An advanced form of docking. The two men engage in the act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis. For the rugged outdoor type males, one male will insert the end of fishing pole up his anus and attempt to swing the hook and catch the other male.
Carlos and Chris loves fishing and penis so they went to the sporting good section of Wal-Mart and played a little game of Water Sport Pole Docking.
by dirtybirdz May 2, 2018
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cold shorts

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When a girl dry humps (rides) a guy or does something sexual to make him precum. The precum becomes cold and is felt through the penis. Hence, cold shorts (boxer shorts).
"Melissa was stripping for me and i totally got cold shorts!"
by hoebag January 27, 2005
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boyfriend shorts

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Cuffed blue jeans shorts that pre-metrosexuals wore in the 90s. Oddly worn by either homosexuals or gold chain wearing, moussed up frat boys.
Look at that ass clown in the boyfriend shorts. I guess it's too warm for his Members Only jacket.
by Yo smitty May 12, 2008
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Spots

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Smoking dope in the best way possible

1 Roll the buds up into little balls
2 heat up some knives and burn them between each other

3 Then the person receiving the smoke will put a half bottle    over the smoke and suck hard

More smoke less waste
Experienced smoker one: Bro i got a joint come have a session with me
Experienced smoker two: Screw that, come have a few spots
Experienced smoker one: COUGH COUGH
by Day and Night Tripper June 30, 2009
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The Sporty

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A magnetic gathering place for low socio-economic people found in Warragul, Victoria, Australia.
Man! I got so trashed last night I ended up at the Sporty! That place is a magnet.
by simmat July 2, 2009
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