forkin' spoon

Fork and spoon, which, when said in a British accent, sounds a lot like "fuckin' spoon".

"God, that Sciecne test was such a bitch!"
"I know, what a forkin' spoon!"

by A Blair Person February 7, 2009

wank spoon

An oddly shaped spoon, usually used for masturbating.

"Oh god, I've got morning wood. Better get out the old wank spoon," muttered Jimmy.

by fagatron2.0 December 14, 2004

Dirty Spoon

When spooning in bed with your partner (usually wife) shits the bed all over your crotch.

"mike it was awful.." "what?" "last night...it turned into a dirty spoon and, well, yeah." "shit dude..." "IT WAS EVERYWHERE!"

by i use your internet to torrent November 13, 2011

Wooden spoon

A person can be referred to as a "wooden spoon" when he or she makes it their mission to stir shit left, right and center, usually by spreading lies and false rumours about others.

John: Hey, you seem to be quite upset. What's going on?
Jane: I'm furious. My sister keeps telling lies about me and my boyfriend won't even talk to me.
John: Nah, don't worry about her. She's just a wooden spoon. She'll get what's coming for her when people realise the truth.

by Bluerain12ya November 25, 2016

General Spoon

A Editor for UD

Search Author General Spoon to see anything he writes

By General Spoon (byline)

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Cold Spoon

Noun, a method of torture in which a metal spoon is extracted from liquid nitrogen after 5 minutes of cooling and is inserted violently into the torturee's anus.

He wouldn't talk until we gave him ye ol' Cold spoon

by FredDePieGuy October 4, 2017

Peanut Butter Spoon

A pro police "normalization" information-campaign centered around Donut Operator, a moderately popular youtuber and streamer who is sometimes funny. The objective is to have a pro police voice, who appeals to young men who are interested in video games, skating, and fire arms (demographics 10-25), to try and keep the common narrative from becoming too anti police, in the wake of the increasing volume of anti police rhetoric that exists on the internet. It is probably a ratio of 90% normal youtube type content, with 10% of the more divisive elements slipped in. I still think you're cool Donut.

Peanut Butter Spoon, donuts a slipperly loon

by 034-83 September 19, 2020