womb spoon 

a male facial hair configuration where the entire mouth and nose area is bare, with the exception of a small dime-sized patch directly underneath the middle of the bottom lip. A.K.A. soul patch . Generally seen on clueless aging creatives or people who don't want to go the full monty with a goatee, mustache or beard, but still feel the need to "express themselves" via creative facial hair...

"Damn Gina, this guy I picked up at the bar last night had the most disgusting little womb spoon, you wouldn't believe it. Gawd, if I wasn't so desperate for dick I never would have even let him buy me a drink."

womb spoon by C-Dilla January 4, 2008

forkin' spoon 

Fork and spoon, which, when said in a British accent, sounds a lot like "fuckin' spoon".

"God, that Sciecne test was such a bitch!"
"I know, what a forkin' spoon!"

forkin' spoon by A Blair Person February 7, 2009

wank spoon 

An oddly shaped spoon, usually used for masturbating.

"Oh god, I've got morning wood. Better get out the old wank spoon," muttered Jimmy.

wank spoon by fagatron2.0 December 14, 2004

Dirty Spoon 

When spooning in bed with your partner (usually wife) shits the bed all over your crotch.

"mike it was awful.." "what?" "last night...it turned into a dirty spoon and, well, yeah." "shit dude..." "IT WAS EVERYWHERE!"

Dirty Spoon by i use your internet to torrent November 13, 2011

Wooden spoon 

A person can be referred to as a "wooden spoon" when he or she makes it their mission to stir shit left, right and center, usually by spreading lies and false rumours about others.

John: Hey, you seem to be quite upset. What's going on?
Jane: I'm furious. My sister keeps telling lies about me and my boyfriend won't even talk to me.
John: Nah, don't worry about her. She's just a wooden spoon. She'll get what's coming for her when people realise the truth.

Wooden spoon by Bluerain12ya November 25, 2016

General Spoon

A Editor for UD

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General Spoon by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Cold Spoon 

Noun, a method of torture in which a metal spoon is extracted from liquid nitrogen after 5 minutes of cooling and is inserted violently into the torturee's anus.

He wouldn't talk until we gave him ye ol' Cold spoon

Cold Spoon by FredDePieGuy October 4, 2017