speed

I've used Speed on a few occasions for weight loss, not for the high the high totally sucked for me, it made me super paranoid and anxious to the point where I didn't even talk to anyone around me cause I thought I might say something stupid, and have em talk about me.

So basically it didn't amp me up it just curbed my appetite and gave the worst come-downs I've ever experienced in my life. Plus it made my jaw move/look all funny without me even knowing it.

Maybe I can't handle it or maybe it's just a lame drug.

by kissmydick May 3, 2005

Speeding Bullet Virus (SBV)

A sexual virus that becomes entwined into your DNA. It only affects males in a negative way, but females may enjoy having this virus. When a male contracts SBV, he involuntarily prematurely ejaculates, he cums almost instantaneously. While this trait is not preferred by males, females can enjoy this because they will experience multiple orgasms in a short span of time.

Clark: Thank God you have Speeding Bullet Virus (SBV)too.
Jane: Yeah, because you finished soon... faster than a speeding bullet.
(Superman then ripped her in half)

by Zach P. August 17, 2006

What That Speed Bout

What That Speed Bout is not just a song, its a cultural reset, it's the oxygen you breathe, it's is a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an art, the first gift you open on Christmas, a hug from a loved one, everything you’ve ever wanted.

Stream What That Speed Bout

by nickianaspov November 5, 2020

Speedo

A swimsuit that resembles the male briefs underwear. Often worn by athletes or guys who are swimming for exercise, but sometimes worn by old fat hairy men who don't know that they should be covering up. Named after the company "Speedo" that first started making them mainstream swimwear.
Advantages: provides support for your testicles and keeps your penis in a more comfortable position while you swim. Allows you to use your legs better when you swim, and doesn't fill up with air like normal trunks.
Disadvantages: shows off your whole body and only covers your privates, which makes it very disgusting to see old fat hairy men wearing them. Also shows off the general size of your private parts, which can be embarrassing if you have a very small package, because everyone would see your small bulge. A speedo without a decent layer of lining in the front will also make it very obvious if a guy's penis is circumcised.

Yesterday, I went to the beach and there was a fat old hairy man wearing a speedo, so even his own family was embarrassed of him.

For my high school swim team, we all wear speedoes, so girls came to watch our swim meets to check out the bodies and the packages. But that makes Johnny embarrassed, because his package is small and has basically no bulge in his speedo.

by imdoingstuffrightnow August 24, 2005

speed bugs

often when people are on meth or any stimulates, they will feel little creatures walking, or running across there skin.
This really is just your nerve endings being over stimulated.

I've been tweakin, so long I have speed bugs.

by goddered69 January 13, 2010

Full Speed Alone

To administer hand relief to one's self at a furious, breakneck pace.

"Don't go into Dave's room for a bit, he's having another FULL SPEED ALONE".

by Lukester April 4, 2005

Speed Boat

The act of "buzzing" ones lips, imitating the sound of a speed boat. Then applying the vibration of the lips or "engine" to the grundle.

Jerry was tickled when Denise perform a speedboat while he lounged in his Lazy Boy recliner.

by T-Hype August 10, 2005