social splash

The social splash is as a pattern of drinking alcohol that allows for a drink to be purchased, accepted, or carried in social situations –parties, bars, nightclubs, events– even when there is no intention of consuming the entire beverage. It is the covert trick of celebrities to maintain the heights of sociality while also maintaining their health, appearance, and alertness. It's difficult not to drink when everyone else is drinking alcohol, and the social splash allows that fact to go unnoticed

“I thought you gave up alcohol?”; (sotto voce) “It’s just a social splash.”.

by Jared of Jaredland March 24, 2017

Social Stature

A word used when one person's embarrassing actions are found to be bringing down the social status of the surrounding group

Also know as " social statch"

Jared laughed far to loud and long at a comedy gig, then I whispered "Jared...! Social stature"

by Model.Citizen May 22, 2021

Social Sadist

A person who gets joy from exposing and mocking personal information about people. The most brutal of roasters

"Don't get too close to Marie, she's a social sadist, tell her anything and she'll make you regret it."

by Beastings806 June 9, 2017

Socially Frustrated

A good enough reason to hang out with friends and family during the coronavirus outbreak.

This stupid shelter in place order is so bull crap. No one is sick, the parks are empty, and I want to see my friends. I am just so socially frustrated.

by ToronjaVirus March 21, 2020

social-click

1. pertaining to a group of individuals that feel comfortable enough to include each chosen friend as a status to feel secure by excluding others who they feel are inadequacy, based on judgement of the entire mass.

2. judgmental focus group of peers.

3. self seekers based on logical compromise via click like emotion.

4. a clicking sound of thinking quickly to rule out another speedily.

1. Oh my gosh, Debbie is so down all the time, she's not invited to our "social-click" outside orgy and buffet of promiscuity because she is sad for not being able to have what we got, and that is free love between each other, who are the only ones that offer this type of fornication.

2. He's in but your out of our social click.

3. Your invited but your friend can't come to our social click.

by James_Lesley_Cain January 1, 2014

Social Meathead

A person of average to high intelligence who when exposed to a social situation acts with a low intlegence.

I hate it how James acts stupid around his friends, he is such a Social Meathead

by Wiltonburg April 22, 2018

social mastercard

A person who can be employed in any social situation, someone who can twerk through carnival just as easily as chat to your Nonna

e.g. take Emma with you, everyone will love her, she's a social mastercard

by Tori133 October 19, 2013