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Slap-chop

When a stripper on the stage looks at you with her legs spread and starts slapping her vagina with her hand like the "slap-chop" vegatable cutter on the infomercial.
Did you see that chick last night hittin her pussy like a fuckin "slap-chop"! Looked like she was trying to dice a whole bag of oinions
by ERV July 11, 2011
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dank slap

When a person pours soda on the back of a person's head to make the hair sticky (like dank mj) and then slaps them in the back of the head and yells "dank!" in a deep voice.
I was pissed that Danny wouldn't let me play his video game so I dank slapped him.
by Jeff Weinberg July 5, 2005
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Strap Slap

A prank, usually which teenagers, in which a boy goes up behind a girl, grabs her bra through the shirt, pulls it back, and let's it go, making the strap slap her back.
"Damnitt! Todd just Strap Slapped me."
by Drummerdude95 April 5, 2009
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Slap A Zoe Day

May 6 is when u can officially slap a zoe (hatian) and they cannot do nothing back but take the hit
Me: What's today date??
Boy: May 6
Me: BOY O BOY TIME TO SLAP ME A ZOE SINCE ITS SLAP A ZOE DAY!!
by King1397 May 30, 2011
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Mop slap

To slap one with a hand that is covered in
semen
Dammit, who had the bright fucking idea of mop slapping me?
by Misfit August 23, 2004
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well slap my titties and call me sally

when someone is so amazed at something that they have someone slap their tits and call them sally, then they turn into a girl for the rest of their lives. the spell can be undone by saying: well slap my dick and call me your name here
well slap my titties and call me sally

SHIT YOU A GIRL

HELL YA
by super mega poop December 9, 2013
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NATIONAL Slap Your Friend’s Ass Day

Slap your friend’s ass day is on July 28th so don’t forget to slap their ass
The definition of National Slap your Friend’s Ass Day is basically don’t pussy out and SMACK DAT BOOTY
by Jax1995 June 27, 2019
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