Hoop slap is like a happy slap, except you do it with your anus. The hoop slapper must first relax their anus muscles just enough to be able to slap their friend round the face with it when they're least expecting it, resulting in them being repulsed and humiliated, yet left breathless from the shock and rolling around the floor with laughter because they didn't see it coming!
Hoop Slapper: *approaches from behind* Hey gurl...
Victim: Hey you, whats up! *turns around*
Hoop Slapper: *hoop slap* Gotcha!
Victim: *gets hoop slapped* Oh what the hell! Hahahaha. I'll get you next time!
Victim: Hey you, whats up! *turns around*
Hoop Slapper: *hoop slap* Gotcha!
Victim: *gets hoop slapped* Oh what the hell! Hahahaha. I'll get you next time!
by Nola070619 March 1, 2011
Get the Hoop Slapmug. A small digital image or icon that depicts someone slap someone else because they have cracked a joke on them or their loved ones—a depiction of the knee-jerk reaction of the uninhibited or emotionally challenged perpetrator towards their target of abuse to get even with them.
At a recent graduation ceremony held on Zoom, Dr. Sanjib, a pro-BJP graduate, shot a virtual slap emoji to Prof. Raj, because the latter had irreligiously poked fun at his holy cow.
by Covido March 29, 2022
Get the Virtual Slapmug. The mimed, or more often real, slap to the hiney of someone else during some kind of from-behind sex. Also can just be any smack to the hiney.
He mimed booty-slaps like everyone else, but he was like too nice a person to have actually done that.
by Ninja Clan Lord December 30, 2016
Get the booty-slapmug. by Lane Briggs April 8, 2013
Get the slug slappingmug. To pull out one's willy and slap it across the face of a woman, or man....
The ultimate insult to an already bad first date.
The ultimate insult to an already bad first date.
This bitch just moaned all night, the food wasn't warm, the drink was stale, the taxi was expensive, all in all I decided to Willy Slap the bitch!
by Noodlesticks McGrew January 6, 2014
Get the Willy Slapmug. A type of slap that is achieved by holding your non-dominant hand near an object, usually a person, and quickly moving your dominant hand between the object/person and your non-dominant hand. This creates a quick and repetitive slapping noise. The faster the better.
"Hey guys, I'm feeling pretty hyper. I'm going to quick slap John to release some energy. It sounds funny too."
by EpicMustardSeed June 12, 2014
Get the quick slapmug. The painful slap in the face one receives when they lean too far over the subway track to see if the train is coming. The subway comes... and they are slapped in the face by the train. Not hard enough to knock off their head, but just hard enough for it to be considered a Train Slap.
Me: " You better step away from the tracks, Katie, you're in for a painful train slap."
Katie: " I've been train slapped before, and I won't let it happen again"
Katie: " I've been train slapped before, and I won't let it happen again"
by met21 August 16, 2011
Get the Train Slapmug.