semi-stupefied

a term used in the film Hurlyburly when Sean Penn was snorting cocaine. A state of becoming unable to think clearly. A state of becoming in a daze.

Sean Penn snorted a line of cocaine and said the words semi-stupefied afterward in the film Hurlyburly.

by shobiz6 September 23, 2009

Semi-trailer Seizure

When a semi driver slams on the breaks to stop and the trailer shakes and bounces up and down. Usually due to inattentive truck drivers.

person 1- OMG! I thought that semi was gonna ass-end us.
person 2- Yeah it was having on hell of a Semi-trailer Seizure.

by esunc91 December 9, 2009

semi-trailer

1) a massive crap

2) like giving birth out the rear

mate i just backed out the biggest semi-tralier you will ever see!

Larry Bird drives Semi-trailers a lot after a big meal.

by J. Depor December 22, 2009

Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy

A male whore with a Drinking Problem; A not so attractive straight ProstaDUDE that sexes women for money; someone that sleeps with old women for money; a guy that can handle sexing Ugly Women(a NuglyFUCKER);

"She only had enough money for a Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"

"Never become the Semi-Elegant Piece of He-Candy"

by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010

Semi-Somnia

The inability to go to sleep until 3 or 4 in the morning, no matter how tired you are.

I would've gotten to bed earlier, but I suffer from semi-somnia. I couldn't fall asleep until 3.

by Bloe Jackman June 8, 2010

Sammiality

The act of having a sex with a computer.

Did you see that guy blowing his disk drive? He must have a case of Sammiality.

by A guy from Chicago. September 3, 2010

semi-gourmet cook

A person who, in thought, can cook food like a real human being, but never the less being a brain dead retard whom you might want to punch in the face shortly after employment starts and can't

We've just hired a new semi-gourmet cook! Hes GREAT, but ide like to punch the hack, wanna be mac and cheese cook in the face.

Semi gourmet cooking with Sandra Lee (reference the food network)

by Chef omega November 3, 2010