Semi-Alzheimer

When you walk into a room and forget why you came into the room.

Person "What was I here for again?"
Person 2 "Did you get a Semi-Alzheimer again?"
Person "Who th- wait, what do you mean again?"
Person 2 "Silly you"
Person "How did you get in? There are 50 security measures"
Person 2 "No one can keep me out Jim"

by Sir_Shell May 23, 2020

seeitaterian

A diet that consists of any type of food no matter if you’re hungry or not. If you see it, you eat it!

I’ll eat anything, I’m a seeitaterian.

by Smurfton June 1, 2020

Semi

Semi is actually a name of Yoruba decent. The full name is "Oluwasemilore" meaning God has done me well. But people mostly mistake it to be something else.

Semi is a hardworking and intelligent person who likes girls who don't like him back most of the time.
Semi is an handsome person and semi does not like fights

That guy is such a semi

Why can't you be a semi

by ThatBoyShemzo August 17, 2020

Semi-Meter

A unit of measurment.

my peen is 12 Semi-Meters

by Semi-Meter August 24, 2020

Semi-Fi

Semi Sci-Fi. A work that has some sci-fi elements but not too many. Generally works from a time in the future not so far away that most people could imagine living in such a society but most of the people living today will be dead by the time such future becomes a reality.

"You should seriously check out this new book that is from a semi-fi setting!"

by Sionw September 4, 2020

Semi

The best hottest pengest girl u will ever met also has a charming annoying personality but is very nice unless ur not using ur brain or disrespecting her or her friends

Semi is peng

by anonymous October 24, 2020

Semi automatic

A full auto in disguise

Brrrrrrraaak

Guy 1-was that full auto
Guy 2-no that was 105 decibels and definitely a semi automatic bumpfiring. that's a .177 probably target practice.

by Cody5050 November 8, 2020