Crawling/crawled out of satans ass

sentence used to describe something evil as shit, hellish or just very evil/evil looking.

guy1: ''look at that bush''
guy2: ''yeah, wtf?'' guy2: ''it looks like it crawled out of satans ass''

(Crawling/crawled out of satans ass

by Pseudo-hOOman January 26, 2021

Satanic Titanic

When a man is lying down on his back with one women riding his penis and another sitting on his face having her vagina ate out

Man: “Girls, that was the best sex I’ve ever had. What was the name of that position we did”

Women 1: “That was the satanic titanic babe, we should invite Jessica next time”

by anonymous July 9, 2025

Satan’s muzzleloader

A gay sex position where you give him baked beans and put a bag of skittles in his asshole, then that’s when you fuck him and nut in his asshole and then after pull out so hard you prolapse him. After that you use his prolapsed anus to masturbate him and collect his semen In his asshole. After that put the prolapsed anus in your mouth like it’s a cock and tickle his taint to loosen his bowels which will result in shit, cum, blood and skittles to be chewed into a delicious brown paste.

Hey I gave your dad Satan’s muzzleloader last night.

by Trulldull October 7, 2023

Satan

Horny Horned Horner who thinks his the freaking devil.

After Satan was thrown off the cliff. He devised a CONSPIRACY TO OVERTHROW HEAVEN with his legendary horniness.

by Satan is Jesus October 5, 2019

Satan

Gay losers that will burn forever

Satan took it up the butt basically liked someone so much kept touching umm.

by Gaybreillsamon July 21, 2021

Satan's Jaw

When your std's got your face popping

My mate Vernon got Satan's Jaw last week, what a dickhead

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

Satan's Taint

The area around Costco's front entrance. It's constantly jammed with:
1. People who have never "been to the big city"
2. 60 year old women who are trying to fit a new couch in the trunk of their Mazda Miata
3. People who refuse until there are no pedestrians within 75 feet.

"Dude, why are you so late?"
"Sorry bro, Costco had a sale on pork rinds and I got stuck in Satan's Taint for 30 minutes trying to get to my car"

by veggieHater April 29, 2021