tomatoe salad

When a guy has a hemroid and takes a shit, he wipes too hard which busts it and the woman cleans the shit mixed with blood by licking it up

After my wife gave me a blumpkin, she was still hungry for a tomatoe salad.

by Randizzal October 7, 2006

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Borehamwood Salad

A "salad" of nothing except bacon bits and cheese. It's a reference to the UK town of Borehamwood, whence the name, and points to the fact, the town is inhibited by mostly uncouth and obese people.

I'm going to Morrison's to get my Borehamwood Salad.

by jameshetfield1986 October 5, 2018

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dad salad

a combination of cum, shit and lube

yo i had a dad salad last night !

by gossipgirl1232 April 18, 2017

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schwackle salad

Any combination of various drugs used in one sitting that can be considered "uppers", ie. cocaine, meth, speed, exstacy, etc.

We had a veritable schwackle salad of drugs at our disposal last night.

by Dr. Gackerstein November 16, 2004

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used as a derogatory term, calling someone/something Potato salad is used to deem something as bland, boring, or simply plain. It can also mean something is useless, has no purpose, extraordinarily unnecessary. In black culture, its instinctively known that white people have yet to master the art of potato salad making. Soupy consistencies, little to no seasoning, and containing useless ingredients such as peas or raisins.

Kegen: So sierra, How does it make you feel knowing that you lost?

Sierra: Kegen! Youre such a- such a- such a POTATO SALAD!!!

by Filet Migeeeeoooowwwwnnnn July 13, 2018

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