Safety Wank

The act of masturbating before a night out. The safety wank is used to prevent testosterone levels rising during a night out 'with the boys' when surrounded by females.

Friend 1: "You on the pull tonight?"
Friend 2: "You had your safety wank yet then?"
Friend 1: "What's a safety wank?"
Freind 2: "You know.. a wank to tie you over whilst trying to get on a girl, so you don't blow ya load if she starts having a feel around.. ya know..."
Freind 1: "Oh fuck. Better go do that now. Thanks man."

by surpriseentry June 8, 2011

saffah

very impressive, smashing, fantastic

I went to the rock party the other day. The atmosphere there was extremely saffah.

by singlesinger9 October 29, 2011

SAFM

Stay Away From Me ---> SAFM

Guy: hey baby im sory!
Chick: SAFM

by EdwardMrls December 22, 2008

safalta

The most gorgeous woman on Earth. If she is friends with you be happy because she is extremely picky. A rare find to be honest, once you find her don't let her go ever. She is known for her joyful personality and the ability to not do maths.

Guy 1: Yesterday I found a Safalta
Guy 2: Bro don't let her go

by spicy onion rings November 21, 2021

Wal-safari

To actively hunt out the "wildlife" at your local Wal-Mart, arming yourself with only a functional camera phone, and then posting the trophies on Peopleofwalmart.com for the whole world to behold!

I caught this fat chick in short shorts on my phone while on Wal-safari yesterday

by Sy L October 2, 2009

Pink Jeep Safari Bitches

An online coven of elite stans that came together in spite of controversy to promote Lana Del Rey, Emma Roberts, and American Horror Story. They are known for their tight bond and their likelihood to be involved in controversy or drama. They also happen to be very problematic, and which they are not liked by many. They have a mascot, which is a hamster named Burrito, and he supports them from heaven.

i wish that i was allowed to be in the pink jeep safari bitches group chat, they’re so iconic!

by tropicoviolet September 9, 2019

Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety

A fictional award facetiously given to people who exercise poor trigger discipline.

Person 1: "Did you see that? Thomas just aimed a rifle into a crowd of 20 people while holding the trigger!"
Person 2: "He ought to be nominated for the Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety."

by your real nаme November 15, 2021