twatter swatter

a. The analogue of cock-blocking. When someone prevents another girl from getting laid.

b. Can also be used to describe a man swiftly rejecting a woman.

a. Did you see Bellington totally twatter swatter Raisins last night at the bar?

b. I was on my game last night. I was totally twatter swattering chicks all night until I found the right one to take home.

by thebearjew86 September 17, 2010

Shit Swamp

A common form of diarrhea, in which soft fecal matter and non digested food (most often lettuce or vegetables) covers much of the toilet's surface water, giving the appearance of a miniaturized marsh, swamp or bog within the bowl. It must then be allowed to linger; no flushing, until potency has been acquired and a second party has declared it to be such.

Also sometimes but rarely known as Bowel Bog

Alex is being a dick, I'm gonna go Shit Swamp his toilet. Wait 15 minutes and then go declare it.
or
If I find out which of you assholes just laid a Shit Swamp in my bathroom, I'll beat your nads in!

Never mind he declared it for you.

by BFew November 27, 2010

coochie swagger

When girls walk around like their shit dont stank and like they are the badest bitch up in da club.

Dude at razzles this weekend some slut was walking around with coochie swagger and she was ugly as shit.

by young louie nigga January 23, 2011

Deck swabbing

When you meet a man for the first time and you use the hand that's not shaking theirs to reach down and feel their package.

When meeting one's future in-laws it is considered polite to give the father a good deck swabbing to see what lies below.

by Alcoholic Synonymous August 29, 2011

Federal Swag

The act of having so much swag that the federal government wants to tax it.

Elton John is rockin' his federal swag.

by Salty4444 September 27, 2011

Nerdy Swagg

Swagg thats so nerdy/ preppy that its extremely fly and good looking.

Grant Grizzy's term made up to define his sense of style at times.

"Grant Grizzy rockin the nerdy swagg today (:"

by Grizz Mcfizz October 2, 2011

pony swagger

When a pony tail on a girls head swings back and forth. Found especially when at the gym.

That girl on the elliptical has mad pony swagger.

by Mav4545 January 5, 2014