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human shield

A brainwashed college student stuck in a fantasy world created by his professors who also live in that world; due to the fact that the professors themselves do not actually work in the real world. (or even a full time schedule)
A person who sees the government as something evil....although that same gov't gives and protects their freedom on a daily basis by going to war with sandniggers that want to kill us.
Hey look at those human sheilds/protestors/hypocrites protesting outside of the military base.
Wow, don't they understand that those soldiers are protecting them from harm and giving them their freedom?
Gee, I guess not.
Yep, just one more reason to keep abortion legal.
by hooper March 14, 2004
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Shitey Whips

someone with a severely, violent, unrelenting case of the shits.
man#1 shits his bags.
man#2 - SHITEY WHIPS!!!
by Roo #1 August 19, 2008
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Shields

The way that an oversized man or woman dresses to appear thinner than they are.
John wore a black shields over his upper body to make himself appear smaller than his actual weight so he could impress the girl he was going to meet.
by Mr. Explicit April 22, 2011
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shiteth thy neighbor

To shat on someones lawn, for the purposes of their dog shat on yours. Also the strong chance that they are an ignorant bastard who did something to your property.
(Trimmed trees, and left trimming amongst yours)
(Didn't call the city to flag gas lines and electric lines which in turn, made you flee your street, by chance of explosion, which in turn made you spend hundreds of dollars at a store that you so boredly went to in the mishappening)
Damn, that guy who lives next to us was mowing his lawn at 3 in the morning, go shiteth thy neighbor
by Jackthezipper July 28, 2010
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Shitero

A shit well: an excavation or structure created in the ground by digging, driving, boring or drilling to dispose of your fecal matter (excrement/shit) from your anus.

-Ero is mexican derived
DAVIS: "Bruh!! I gotz to go's use dah restroom.. i gotz to go shit!!!!"

RANDOM STRANGER: "TMI!!! Dude!! ..The fuck is wrong with YOU?!?!"

MARIO: "Hey, Davis you wanna come down and use my shitero?"

DAVIS: Yeeeh!! Bruh!! Cause I aintz got nowherez else to go!! U a lyfe saveh (saver)!!!" _________________________________________________

MOM: "Lucy, go out clean the shitero!!!"

LUCY: "But moooom!!!"
by Maris/Madea May 11, 2011
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shitelepathy

The link between two people when one knows the other one is about to shit there pants. Often one has a dream about shitting there own pants at the time the other is actually shitting their pants.
Kim: I had a dream last night where I shit my pants....
Chris: Whoa... I shit my pants last night
Kim: Must be shitelepathy
by chrispants July 16, 2011
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shiterature

Reading material intended specifically for reading whilst taking a shit.
I need to subscribe to National Geographic. It would be great shiterature.
by nikkskidoo October 5, 2013
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