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Shawnee Mission West

Unlike the other lying definitions, Shawnee Mission West (spoken from a TRUE West kid) is full of druggies, idiots, niggaz (not the cool ones, unless they did sports, then they were cool) and ugly fatasses. The administrators were a complete joke and the "rentacops" were all straight homosexual, and no that wasn't gay bashing, it's honesty. Also, we don't have a great sports record either, we pretty much have the least state championships of any school in the Shawnee Mission school district.
"oh hey, it's a Shawnee Mission West kid." "Yeah, who would wanna be him?"

"So who are we up against?" "Shawnee Mission West" "We win. Not even worth watching"
by Grizzly the Frizzly September 16, 2011
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shain't

Replacement for should not or shall not to drive a pedant who is easily offended by ain't absolutely batshit crazy.
Nerd: "ain't" is not a word in the English language.
Dude: Well, I guess we shain't use that one no more then.

Exec: We need this done in 10 business days.
Staff: Well, I guess you better stop tossing the salad and approve the project then, shain't cha?
by milleym June 30, 2011
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Dirty Shawnee

When an overweight guy ejaculates within the first thirty seconds during vaginal penetration, ,while the girl fakes an orgasm
„When i had sex with that fat guy, he gave me a Dirty Shawnee
by iLoveMILFs6969 August 26, 2021
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Shagnostic

When you're not sure whether to have sex with someone
I quite fancy that trixie bird, but I've heard she's got the clap, I want to shag her but I'm a bit frightened, I'm shagnostic
by Nigeatron June 8, 2020
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Shawny Boy

My Shawny Boy is straight from God, Bright, Quick witted, beautiful, a self proclaimed bad boy who has such a sweet side you cant help but love him. He's protective and would fight for me. His eyes change color as he talks to you. They go from blue to green the harder he kisses you. When I'm with him he is always touching me. He texts me all day long and sends me cute videos on facebook. He exudes sexuality and knows he got it, and knows how to use it. He spits on me and says I'm his, "Mine" he growls. He massages my feet and scrubs me in the shower. He's a thoughtful lover and very tender yet forceful. He whispers in my ear what he is going to do to me next. He tells me how much he likes me as he caresses my neck .The future is bright for me and my Shawny Boy.
kisses,lover,beautiful,protective,Shawny Boy
by playdate February 15, 2010
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shawney

A very beautiful and loving woman who you can depend on in life and someone who is responsible and caring

Man I wish I had a shawney
wise beautiful awese caring and loving young lady a woman who no what nine + ten =21
Man I need a shawney
by Ellezabeth December 16, 2014
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shawnt

A slang for shoot or even shit, depending on how it's said.
Shawnt, she likes me, did you see the way she was looking at me? Shawnt man, I saw that!
Nigga I can't go to the club. I got homework. Shawnt, nigga thats sucks!
by Amdaryl September 24, 2007
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