1-10 female attractiveness scale

Pretty explanatory. Women are rated on a scale of 1 to 10 based on how attractive they are. 1 being the female version of shrek and 10 being a girl hot enough to give you a boner big enough to put a whole in your jeans.

Dude I saw this girl she was so hot

Wait really like how hot
on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale she was a 12

by MichaelHicks September 14, 2016

The Arbib Scale

A scale used to measure gullibility of a consumer of media. There's 'interesting' and then there's stupidly gullible.

Actual
Ridiculous
Blatant
Idiotic
Bias

"Honey, did you read this note about how Trump is really an alien from space?"

"Richard, that has to be 10 out of 10 on the ARBIB scale... he's just a loudmouth and rude"

by DyvCush November 9, 2025

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A scale used for transgender that were originally men and are now woman, used to rate them by attractiveness.

Bob- Hey Jerry, what do you think of Caitlyn Jenner?
Jerry- On the 1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale, she's like a 0.1.

by Rushhoodlum September 3, 2016

1-10 Female Attractiveness scale

The scale on how hot a female is, is Antarctica and 10 is the center of the Sun.

Jenna walks by
Tom: "Aw man, she's a 10 on the 1-10 Female Attractiveness scale and I'm a 1..."

by MrTechno October 2, 2016

Dicks & Fish Scale

(Pronounced like dik' son fish' scale) the measurement used, usually by men, when bragging about certain body parts and/or the size of the fish they caught.

Mary was very shocked and oh so disappointed when she realized that Mark had measured using The Dicks & Fish Scale.

by Big Guy Richard April 26, 2022

Beerfort Scale

A tangible measure of sea roughness in a storm defined by the movement of your beer on the bar of your North Sea ferry to Amsterdam

Blimey mate, I reckon it's beerfort scale 8 tonight, I had to be like Joe Root in the slips to catch that Moretti!!

by Crookesie December 27, 2023

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

How fuckable a woman is as a package, weighing her ugly traits against sexy ones.

Example: UFC fighter Bethe Correia. Her face looks like Javier Bardem in the movie No Country For Old Men, but her body and ass are a solid 10. She averages out to a 7.

- "Hey man, how would you rate Sandra at the office on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale bra?"

- "She's ugly as shit but her ass is magnificent so she's like a 6 or 7 bra."

by HorsemeatSoufflé September 10, 2016