Satan

A cute kitty cat that lives in Indiana

“Oh look it’s Satan, the cute kitty!!”

by Satans caretaker November 1, 2020

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Be gone satan

Something you say when satan is following/cursing you. Or when you want to get rid of him from your fridge or house.

Me: Who's there?!
Satan: It's me! SATAN!!! Die!!!
Me: Be gone SATAN!!! *makes a cross with my middle fingers*
Satan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Rip Satan, he got oofed*

by DaOneAndOnlyYandere December 4, 2019

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Satan

Satan is a good creature, punishes the bad.

Kid: Dad, you are satan.
Dad: Whaaat? Don't call me that!
Kid: Satan punishes the bad, so that makes you good!
Dad: *thinks "oh thank god"* Aww that was a good one!

by Lemon39 November 3, 2020

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Satan

Horny Horned Horner who thinks his the freaking devil.

After Satan was thrown off the cliff. He devised a CONSPIRACY TO OVERTHROW HEAVEN with his legendary horniness.

by Satan is Jesus October 5, 2019

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satan

A fictional character that rebelled against a fictional God's teachings.

Satan isn't any more real than God.

by The Original Agahnim October 9, 2021

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According to the Bible, God Created the Heavens & Earth. He Also Had Created His Angels who would be on his side. He created many angels but there was one outstanding splendid ArchAngel. He was Named Lucifer. Due to his beauty & Inquity, he commit a sin of pride for being rebellious Against God in his heart. He Said “I will Exalt the Throne Above God, I will be like the most High” Yet war Broke Out in Heaven, Michael and his angels fought the Dragon, called Serpent/Devil, who Decieves the World. Now He has Dominion Over Earth before it was created. That is the reason we sin a lot and sometimea reject Jesus. Satan Wants us all to be In Hell.

No Man Is More Evil Then Satan. Resist the Devil & he’ll flee from you

by GoodVsEvil September 17, 2021

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