sassage

slang for a full service massage offered in a brothel posing as a legitimate massage parlor.

my dry streak went on for so long that I went and got myself a sassage.

by disgruntled hobbiest February 2, 2009

sassy

what you call a homosexual male who gives you attitude

Man the fairy was gettin sassy.

by The Dirty Hebrew July 5, 2003

sassy B

1. a girl (or guy) is being super rude, arguementitive, spicy, kinda bitchy. However some sassy B's are funny and flirty so its not always negative.

2. short for "sassy bitch" but the phrase "sassy B" always gets more laughs.

3. A person's sassy B factor usually raises when they are drinking.

Sarah is drunk and is looking for her friend and it running around outside and wont listen to anyone who is trying to help her. When some one offers to help she tells them off and is being genuinely over dramatized bitch. I might lean over to my freind and say "She's being such a sassy B right now!"

by DJ Swellous December 15, 2010

Sassy Cat

A cat that is very sassy

A cool person that is being sassy

Mikey: Whats up with Gerard?

Franky: Hes being a Sassy cat XD

by 109inthesky April 29, 2011

sassbucket

A person that is very sassy.

Dude, your mom was so sassy last night at the party.
Yeah, I know, shes been a real sassbucket lately

by Hudsonfun June 26, 2013

Sweet Sassy Molassy

When you use high fructose corn syrup as lube to have anal sex with someone who has explosive diarrhea.

Karen had the shits bad last night so we made a Sweet Sassy Molassy.

by Krista NZ September 25, 2021

cover one's ass

to protect oneself or one's interests in anticipation of a hazard

Cover your ass. It ain't pretty ahead.(example of cover one's ass)

by The Return of Light Joker July 20, 2010