Randumb

Usually referring to when someone wants to be random, but just ends up looking really, really stupid.

Jorge : I LET THE DOGS OUT! CHEESE + MAYO = MORTGAGE! OLOLO
Hernandez : Dude, you're totally randumb, stop trying.

Randumb by CriticalDesign January 16, 2008

rando hando 

a handjob performed by a perfect stranger.

dude 1: what'd you do last night?
dude 2: went to some bar. got a handy in the bathroom.
dude 1: sick yo. who was the chick?
dude 2: no clue. it was a rando hando.

rando hando by master.blaster July 17, 2009

randomosity 

The state of being or being part of random occurances & activities. Also known as being in a state of complete randomness.

Our adventure was reaching new levels of randomosity.

randomosity by xenorevlis April 26, 2004

randola 

Cool, hip way of saying random

Christina was so randola with her questions.

randola by Coolbreeze playa January 29, 2018

sketchy randos

A term reserved for when defining a covey of questionable individuals at a social gathering as "randos" just doesn't effectively convey how likely said individuals are to jack your ipod, punch the host in the mouth unprovoked, commandeer the the stereo system and insist on playing their rando tunes that appeal to no one, etc. A more threatening and implacable strain of rando.

Sketchy Randos are characteristically twitchy, loitering, dull-eyed, probably backpack-wearing, and by definition, know absolutely no one at the social gathering they are attending.

(sarcastically) Michaela is throwing a party to be sure to invite all the sketchy randos you can think of.

sketchy randos by staggosarus October 16, 2010

a king's ransom 

a significant amount of money; a small fortune

"Purchasing that Rolls Royce Silver Shadow will doubtless cost you a king's ransom, especially via the installment plan!"

a king's ransom by Polo October 14, 2006

king's ransom 

A metric shitload of money.

Jimmy made a king's ransom selling blow-up sheep with Derek Jeter faces at the Yankees game.

king's ransom by Nick D May 15, 2005