sitting on a plank

When you hide a boner by shoving it in between your legs and squeezing it with your thighs

Adam: hey look how tight that guy's legs are, wtf is he doing
Bartholomew: he's definitely sitting on a plank rn

by arcanev4 February 21, 2025

Standing on the plank

Waiting for the worse of a situation but hoping for a different outcome.

I’ve been standing on the plank for days now, waiting for everything to fall apart but still hoping it won’t.

by Kewio (beatsbyjxz) April 23, 2025

"Shonky Donkey" (with the stanky hanky panky)

"A TRANS-mission known for taking it in the PRSION PURSE in Dillion State Park"

"Shonky Donkey" (with the stanky hanky panky) is also PBR stands for (Park Bandit Running)

by Lil Leg Day) November 27, 2023

Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

🗣🗣🗣The act of having "dirty booty bandit" play in Dillon State Park @11:20am on May 20, 2001.. Where 2 arrests were made that faithful day and a certain game warden has PTSD from what he encountered that day

Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

(PBR means "Park Bandit Running")

by "Lil Leg Day" December 3, 2023

Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

🗣🗣🗣The act of having "dirty booty bandit" play in Dillon State Park @11:20am on May 20, 2001.. Where 2 arrests were made that faithful day and a certain game warden has PTSD from what he encountered that day

Shonky Donkey (with the stanky hanky panky)

(PBR means "Park Bandit Running")

by "Lil Leg Day" December 3, 2023

Mr. Pankop

A geometry/ algebra two teacher that's The Bomb. He has a long beard and a bald head but still rocks his style. Chuck Norris is his parallel

Student A: my teacher tells morbid jokes all day
Student B: ohhh, You totally got a Mr. Pankop

by Orcharobics November 2, 2017