Puta puerca

Tu puta madre- basically it’s a pig bitch wrapped in a tortilla blanket.

I got to the pad, and that puta puerca was wrapped in a tortilla blanket foo, i fucking lost it.

by Okifknsaid November 19, 2023

Minimus Puer syndrome

A person with MPS (Minimus Puer syndrome) often misdiagnose themselves with ADHD or Anxiety as they have no capabilities to reflect on themselves or be emotionally mature enough to realise that they're actions were incorrect.
A person with MPS is typically quite selfish, often victimizes themselves unintentionally or intentionally; they find difficulty focusing and often lack a work ethic. Many people with MPS are also diagnosed with Dyscalcula.

"I think that Anna has Minimus Puer Syndrome: she's quite selfish, and always victimises herself; She can't take accountability for her own actions when she is very clearly in the wrong, and she knows it. Have you seen the way she turned the friend group against me?"

by attenyab April 4, 2024

Poorhouse Pubert

A name for somebody who plays a video game like a bitch and kills you with some gay ass play

Fucking Poorhouse Pubert was camping my reboot in a bush.

by dopeurbandic December 5, 2024

Cougar puberty

A middle aged or apparently near middle agea woman who is single ready to mingle for one unfortunate reason or another and is currently seeking promiscuous encounters with younger men.

Omg that chick just asked me to do something i never even heard of she had to be like 40 she must be going through cougar puberty

by Squirter13 July 21, 2025

second Puerto Rica

n. Any country or territory coveted by the USA for strategic or financial reasons whose importance is insufficient to justify “ 51st State” consideration.

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If we forcibly annex Canada to obtain their burgeoning supply of fresh water and dwindling supply of talented left wingers it will become our second Puerto Rica.

by gnostic3 January 9, 2026

old man puberty

Second puberty were pubic hair turns gray

Looks like Travis is hitting old man puberty.

by Soft waffel October 19, 2017

Schrodinger's Puberty

Until you look inside the box, your younger relative is both a child and an adult. The last time you saw them they were in a Diaper and now they make complete sentences. Then the next time you look, they're starting highschool. Then they're driving. Then they have their own kid. In your own head they're still a child even when you're talking to them about how to manage a mortgage.

Last time I saw Dani, she was starting high school; Then she went through schrodinger's puberty and got married.

by Forillz December 18, 2017