poop manger

The act of filling a toilet bowl with a large amount of toilet paper and then proceeding to defecate onto it, thus causing the turd remain afloat. The feces surrounded by toilet paper symbolizes Baby Jesus wrapped in blankets in his manger. The poop manger is then left there for the unsuspecting victim to encounter.

"I sure showed those guys."

"What did you do?"

"I snuck into their bathroom and left them a poop manger, poor bastards never saw it coming. I'd hate to be the guy to clean that up."

by ThaddPole October 12, 2011

poop you

A kinder way of saying F you

Person 1: Haha you look fat today

Person 2: Poop you

by asdfghjkl:)asdfghjkl:)asdfghjk April 25, 2014

Poop Crayon

Poop Crayon - (Noun)
A Poop Crayon is a small piece of fecal matter that is stuck in the anal cavity that continues to write on the toilet paper when you wipe. Poop Crayons are extremely troublesome especially when you are in a rush.

"Sorry I'm late, I had a poop crayon and couldn't get my butt clean!"

by idontknowmuch March 9, 2017

Catholic Poop

A Catholic Poop is a poop so vile-smelling that your roommate or Spousal Unit is forced to light a candle to try to counteract the odor.

Wow! Light the candles and say a novena! That was one nasty Catholic Poop!

by PsychoPuppyDad December 13, 2010

Poop Soup Deluxe

A healty mix of 3 crucial ingredients (Shit, Piss and Puke) in the upper tank after you've removed the chain.
Sometimes, the puke won't come until later when the first person discovers the piss & shit.

Just shitting wasn't enough for that fucker's upper deck. I had enough of everything for a poop soup deluxe.

by Ed Bodine September 23, 2005

poop chute pirate

one who pilages and plunders the poop chute

After the poop chute pirates were done with him, he couldnt sit for weeks

by StPatrickIV November 18, 2003

poop chute princess

Female who takes it in the pooper often.

She gets so much anal shes almost a poop chute princess

by Big Ray April 2, 2005