painting my nails

Euphemism for female masturbation originated on the blog max-logic.com.

Most Friday nights I'm at home watching porn and painting my nails

by maxlogicfan August 25, 2011

paint the town

to have a good time.
to go all over the town
to paint it with your body heat.

"hey becca i have to go paint the town"
"oh, thats cool i guess...?!"

by becca and amanda December 12, 2007

paintball

i love paintball and airsoft. Both are the sports of kings and seriously this isnt a forum so stfu, only losers who are ugly care what others think.

paintbal=safe and Godly
airsoft=a little more realistic but just as fun

by Delta-Recon-1 May 2, 2004

Printspying

An activity similar to warspying. Instead of hacking into a wireless internet connection or a wireless security video feed, you hack into a home or business' wireless print server and printing crude/pornographic images like Tub Girl.

"Daddy, what's this gross picture on the printer?"
"GIVE ME THAT! Those damn kids have been printspying again. That's the fourth time this week."

by J Boog September 8, 2005

No Cap, Fax No Printer

A way to define the truthfulness of a sentence or statement.

JULIA LIKES JASON NO CAP, FAX NO PRINTER

by Aaroncfriedman February 20, 2021

Painta 'N Decorata

See (batty boy)
Painta 'N Decoratas are into decorating
preferably the back passage of males, with sperm.

dave is a real painta n decorata!!

by clive sinclair May 29, 2003

pintecrite

A Pinterest user who criticizes others for pinning items about them while they simultaneously are pinning rude and offensive pins subtly directed at the other person.

That pintecrite just pinned something awful about me right after she bitched at me for my passive-aggressive pins!

She goes to church and talks about how Godly she is, but based on the judgmental pins she puts on Pinterest, I'd say she's a pintecrite.

by alicesfriend1234 February 21, 2013