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pokestiality

The act of kinky sexual intercourse between a pokemon and an animal.
Pokestiality is considered to be wrong, but I still enjoy it frequently.
by Kddawggg April 7, 2010
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pocestor

Pocestors are for our future what ancestors are for our past. It stems from Mike Soussan's theory that modern humans are a sort of holographic interference pattern of an object beam made by the past (ancestors) and a reference beam made of the future (pocestors).
Extraterrestrials may be our pocestors and those who say they have seen aliens may not be simply crazy. For in the same manner that some shamans receive intimations of our ancestral past, so can other people with the same kind of sensitivity capture similar vibrations from our pocestors and pocestral future. The future, as some may have been conditioned to believe, is not an empty vacuum but is teeming with life, a life that has a lot to do with us.
by MikeSoussan January 4, 2010
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Poke

Short for pussy or short for vagina
Do you want to eat some poke tonight??
You know you like playing in Poke!!
by BergenCounty October 23, 2010
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Poke

A creepy facebook button that falls somewhere between being flirted with and being raped.
John Smith has just "poked" you.
by gypsywhipper May 8, 2011
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Poke-in-the-eye

A breakfast treat!

Take a slice of white bread, fold in half. Take a bite out of the middle. Unfold. You should be left with a square of bread, but with a round hole in the centre. (If not, see a dentist, or the bedside glass where you put your false teeth...).
Fry in the fat left by the sausages and bacon, whilst carefully breaking an egg in the 'poke'. Fry gently, then turn it.

Great with good quality sausages, bacon and grilled Portobello mushrooms. (Plus Heinz beans, fried tomatoes, grilled onion halves, partner, anything else that springs to mind)
Poke-in-the-eye
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by andycrofts December 15, 2011
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Poke N' Scoot

When one engages in sexual intercourse on a Razor scooter while in motion
Scotty is the master of the Poke N' Scoot.
Dan failed miserably while attempting the Poke N' Scoot
by Cheesebender January 23, 2017
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Pakes

A middle name used in the bohemian islands of Fiji. Pakes means round fool this name is normaly given to the children of the laughing stock of the island. Pakes is also a term for stinky turd and is very popular as a curse word in the islands. Most people don’t want to have a pakes around.
Man 1: Wow you are so rude!

Man 2: Well, my middle name is pakes.
by MookoDaPooko November 25, 2018
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