Louisiana Pancake (LP)

The act of taking a poo on someone's chest and then sitting on it to flatten it like a pancake.

Kate just gave Walters a Louisiana Pancake (LP) in front of the whole team!

by theoneandonlykate October 24, 2008

Disco Pancakes

A pancake made with cannabis mixed in.

"Hey alex, i feel kinna ill.... are these DISCO PANCAKES?" "Is that pepper you're putting in those pancakes or are they getting ready for the disco?"

by aleeeex ;) March 3, 2009

pancake

A pancake or a turtle is a term used in football when you absolutely wreck the other person and put them flat on there back!

Kaskel and Link get soo manyy pancakes for the Hendricken Hawks

by Matt Kaskel December 25, 2007

sleepy pancakes

pancakes smothered in so much cum it causes extreme sleepiness, followed by homosexual urges and craving for dick. side effects also include intoxication and hallucination

like eating a lot of dick

he ate sleepy pancakes till he was out cold

"that fool was trippin' on those sleepy pancakes"

"sir are you aware that your blood-sleepy pancakes level is over .08% ?"

by osama razaq January 2, 2008

flip a pancake

the most erotic kind of sex around.... its a beautiful fusion of love, tlc, foreplay, orgams, MULTIPLE ORGASMS, role playing, anal stimulation, dirty sanchez's for everyone, and mouthwatering dry humping. the whole event leaves you sleepy for days, sore for months, and feeling dirty forever

"hey jim wanna come shoot some hoops"
"i cant man... me and shelly flipped a pancake last night...and now i'm a parapalegic"
"daaaaaaym i want to flip a pancake"

by juistain10 July 12, 2007

sexual pancake

A bisexual (Flip/Flop)

"Damn, did you know Mary was a sexual pancake?"
"Yeah that doesn't really surprise me after last night with the two strippers, the tequila and the jar of baby food..."
"I know, right? I could go for some Mrs. Buttersworth right now..."

by Esmeralda33040 April 9, 2008

Plancrastinate

To plan something at the very end, right before the set date for the event.

Ken: "Aw crap, it's the night before the party and we don't have anything set up for it!"

Josh: "Dude, why did you plancrastinate?"

by Twerkley016 October 2, 2014