3 am piss

A 3 AM piss is when someone is awoken at 3 AM by the urge to piss. The person will then typically get out of bed grumbling like a drunk fucker and walk into the bathroom where the lights will hinder his vision for about 3 minutes. Because of this short term blindness the dude will piss all over the seat as he exclaims fuck over and over again.

"Dude I had an awful 3 AM piss last night I couldn't see for a fucking week."

by DolphinWalrus February 16, 2019

a piece of piss

something that is as easy as taking a piss

"man united's match against arsenal will be a piece of piss"

by skeo got loose June 1, 2019

Post Nut Piss

When you have to piss after you nut

Post Nut Piss: Yo I just nutted now i have to piss

by Scratch&Sniff17 August 15, 2021

worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot

Self-explanatory. There couldn't be much more worthless than that. Alleged by a young lady I used to bang to have originated from her father.

Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ. That boyfriend of yours is as worthless as a whistle on a piss-pot.

by PFesser April 19, 2018

piss flippers

Large external labia

See that chick,I bet she has huge piss flippers

by Brian M McGrath April 12, 2007

piss fag

A gay man who enjoys drinking urine often in a sexual manner.

Hey dude, let's go down to the park and let that piss fag have a drink?

by Seaniee May 13, 2008

piss poor

something that is really bad

my computer is really slow I would go as far to say its piss poor

by twitterfan123456789 August 3, 2012