pee jokes

Jokes to break the awkward tension after peeing on your friend while drunk

Wow your pee jokes really make me feel better about your urine being on me.

by Drunkfriend July 2, 2016

pee-do

n. a small penis. this word is typically used by children, but may refer to a grown man's dong if it is tiny enough.

"Mommy, my pee-do is hard. Will it go away?"

by FeFe16 December 31, 2009

Pee In Her Butt

A term that is especially common in Maine. Used by a guy to express a desire to have sex with a girl he sees.

I would pee in her butt anyday.

by Goodgentleman June 1, 2005

Pee and Flee

After making love... S/he falls asleep... You piss on in/on the bed and leave.

Dude I donkey punched her and a pee and flee.

by Poop George II October 30, 2008

pee in her butt

The notification of a girl being so hot that you would like to take a piss in her ass

Mark: ballzy id pee in her butt

ballzy:yea and people in maine are gay and didnt make that phrase up

by ballzy October 1, 2006

pee on you, pee on me

Both guilty, or share equal blame or fault.

I thought that you were the one that was supposed to apoligize first, well I'm not going to go first; so, pee on you, pee on me.

by Quido1 December 29, 2009

pee pee tail

a little girls vagina

Did you wipe your pee pee tail after making wee wee?

by Jane Bradshaw June 11, 2008