paper bag princess

Girl with a hot body but minging face

Sophie had a cracking body but man did her face have Progria, she was a real paper bag princess.

by Ruthxxxxxx April 14, 2006

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Pacer

Short version of Pace Maker.

"Yo Gramps, I think you need a new set of batteries for your Pacer"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

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paperbag princess

Much like a butterface. A girl who has a great body, but a rather unattractive face. She'd be great in bed, but you just have to cut holes out of a paperbag and pop it right over her head.

GUY 1: "Hey look at that Nancy girl. Nice ass"
GUY 2: "Yeah, but look at her face."
GUY 1: "She's a real paperbag princess alright."
GUY 2: "Nice one."

by scottybouch January 27, 2008

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Gold and a Pager

An awesome song by the Cool Kids. Sadly, the idea for the name and chorus was jacked from the song "F*** tha Police" by N.W.A.

Broski 1: Dude you know Gold and a Pager by Cool Kids?
Broski 2: yea dude, its a good song, but they jacked that shit from N.W.A.

by mike j0n3sssss!!! March 8, 2009

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Panera Time

The unmistakable time at which it is absolutely necessary to take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop a deuce, or perform any other variation of defecation.

Friend #1: Hey, man, what's the matter?
Friend #2: (holding stomach) It's Panera Time!

by aksival December 18, 2006

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Paper Sex: The act of having sex without actually removing any clothing. Normally happens when parents go away and leave their young adolescent children for the first time.

Hands can be anywhere inside outside or side to side. If one or both parties do indeed finish off in their pants paper sex has happened.

Friend one: What were you two doin in your room last night?

Friend two: We were making out

Friend one: How far did you get?

Friend two: We had smoking paper sex but she wants me to work for that ass man.

by thehairyelk November 29, 2009

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