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Something men lose after cheating on their wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/area51escapee #theycantstopusall
Jesus mate me wife chopped me penis off after she saw mw having sex with her chav mate clarissa
by lennondonnie September 25, 2019
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by p3n155 October 1, 2019
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Penis is a guys peepee where that liquid comes out or the good stuff
health teacher: okay so we're learning about the penis.
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by mothertruckerr October 7, 2019
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A South African snake of the Viperidae Family. Its skin pattern varies geographically, but it is most often a speckled brown. Its venom is deadly to humans with mortality rate of 52%.
Goodness gracious Marty! What have I told you about that Penis! If I see it out of its cage one more time you are going to have to get rid of it!
by BeanMaster3000 October 9, 2019
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A weird stick that protrudes from the male crotch. Occasionally touched and hideously ugly this body part is often compare against others by the male sex.
Male 1: My penis is 5 inches wbu?
Male 2: 6 inches beat that.
by geniusssssss October 12, 2019
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I put cameras in your room. Your lying on your bed searching up “penis” on urban dictionary because you have nothing to do

Who’s the clown now 🤡?
by loser._. October 14, 2019
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The most important part of a man. It allows you to ram a girl so hard it gets her pussy super wet and filled with cum. When using this amazing organ, the girl is constantly screaming "HARDER, HARDER, RIGHT THERE DADDY.".
You and a random girl get super drunk and you are so ready to get busy right there on the bar counter, in front of everyone. Everyone starts cheering so she can be rammed harder and faster with your OG MUDBONE 14 inch Penis.
by Evan Dong has a long slong October 23, 2019
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