Dude I need to pee but if I stop the security guards will catch up.. I guess I will have to skateboard pee on this fence
by Sean Rogers May 13, 2005
Get the Skateboard Pee mug.A widely known sex move, the peeing ostrich takes both skill and courage. This move has been known to be the cause of serious injuries and classic pleasures. You can achieve this move by lifting up one leg and struting around the room while your mate chases you with feathers. Once the male is caught, the mating ritual commences and the females head is thrust forward like an ostrich.
"Man, I did the peeing ostrich last night and I have never felt better!"
"OMG. We did the peeing ostrich this morning and I still can't feel my legs... or neck... or va-jay-jay!"
"OMG. We did the peeing ostrich this morning and I still can't feel my legs... or neck... or va-jay-jay!"
by Ostrich Chaser February 27, 2010
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Peeing on the inside is laughing by yourself about something very funny without showing that you are laughing. ; or where you are somewhere you can't laugh loud so you have to hold in your laughter.
Peeing on the inside is laughing by yourself about something very funny without showing that you are laughing. ; or where you are somewhere you can't laugh loud so you have to hold in your laughter.
*in church*
*priest walks by and trips*
person 1; *turns to friend* oh my god, i'm peeing on the inside!!
*person listens in on another persons joke.*
person telling joke: how did the guy with no arms and no legs cross the highway? take the f out of free and the f out of way.
person 2: there's no F in way.
person 1: HHAHAH THERES NO EFFIN WAY.
eavesdropper texts friend "oh my god i'm peeing on the inside."
*priest walks by and trips*
person 1; *turns to friend* oh my god, i'm peeing on the inside!!
*person listens in on another persons joke.*
person telling joke: how did the guy with no arms and no legs cross the highway? take the f out of free and the f out of way.
person 2: there's no F in way.
person 1: HHAHAH THERES NO EFFIN WAY.
eavesdropper texts friend "oh my god i'm peeing on the inside."
by ckkay December 15, 2010
Get the peeing on the inside mug.Also known for being a commentary on society itself. It's counter part is "pee pee poo poo fart." Not only is poo poo pee pee fart a commentary on society but is a cause of discourse in the piss and shit community. The majority of people will say put the pee pee first, but the minority of people who put the poo poo first no longer wish to be silenced. An uproar is coming.
by thephilosophyguru February 1, 2021
Get the poo poo pee pee fart mug.The Europeans are Euro-peeing their pants about the newest episode of Doctor Who on tumblr; it must be good!
or
American Friend - I can't wait to go on this new roller coaster!
European Friend - I'm not so sure; it looks scary.
American Friend - Oh, quit Euro-peeing yourself and let's just get on line already.
European Friend - Ok.
or
American Friend - I can't wait to go on this new roller coaster!
European Friend - I'm not so sure; it looks scary.
American Friend - Oh, quit Euro-peeing yourself and let's just get on line already.
European Friend - Ok.
by Contributerrr May 19, 2013
Get the Euro-peeing mug.When you have to pee, the intensity of the need increases exponentially as you get closer to the bathroom.
by shayaknyc August 16, 2012
Get the Pee Gravity mug.A penis (male genitalia) that hasn’t been used for sex in over a year. Masturbation does not count. It must have been deep in a pussy, with or without a condom. It is only been used to pee.
by AlwaysGloris June 12, 2018
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