peanut butter pirate plunder

A derivation of the peanut butter pirate in which the first mate pillages the anus of the second mate for the booty bounty rather than his own. Requires extrordinarly skill as the element of surprise is lost (usually) and the potential 'pirate' is aware that something is amiss.

I tried to pull off the peanut butter pirate plunder last night with my girl, but she guessed what I was doing and covered both of her eyes... I had to settle for giving her a dirty sanches.

by David Sabo October 3, 2006

greasy peanut butter

Something Glen always says, but we never understand.

Oh - jeesh! This is like driving in greasy peanut butter!

by John Smith January 15, 2004

peanut butter and jelly sandwich

apply peanut butter to your penis and put jelly on a girl's pussy then proceed to have sex

me and this chick made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich last night

by eaknasty February 21, 2009

peanut butter

as opposed to jamming a dick into an orifice, one peanut butters a dick into an orifice

A: "dude what's the difference between peanut butter and jam?"

B: "I dunno? what?"

A: "you can't peanut butter a dick into an asshole!"

B: "you obviously aren't trying hard enough!"

by holyshitaduck! March 12, 2013

Peanut dog

The sexual act of performing anal with your mans best friend whilst using peanut butter as lube. Once climixed you pull out and let your dog enjoy the peanut surprise.

I can't hang tonight bro. The dog is horny and wants some peanut dog.

by PupperSupper August 25, 2016

Peanut Buffer

A hom who uses his cock to buff the peanuts contained within another hom's terd (i.e fucking him up the arse)

Julian Clary is a peanut buffer

by FatBob May 15, 2003

peanut

a little pussy-like man that cannot hold his own after four beers.

That peanut over there has been dry heaving for hours after four beers LOLZORS!

by Brucey5 June 16, 2007