the 5 keys

a really bad word and can only be said by certain people

i have used the 5 keys to win many online arguments

by dont report me January 04, 2023

sky 5

The ‘high’ range is Clouds 1-10, and then you have Skies 1-5. If you say you’re on cloud 1, you’re barely feeling the bud. When you’re on sky 5, you’re so fucking stoned that you’re astral projecting.

*hits blunt* “Bro you feeling it?”
-“Yeah man, I’m on Sky 5 right now bro.”

by thiccgothstonerbabes69 December 09, 2020

August 5

National use a cheesy pick up line day

“Hey girl you so hot you make the devil sweat”

“That was awful”

“Well it is August 5th”

by thescrunckles August 05, 2022

Rule #5

No fat chicks.

Brad: who’s that fat chick that just walked in??
Chad: rule #5 is in effect, get her out

by Miket325 June 28, 2021

february 5

the day a fine ass bitch was born

n:what’s td
b:it’s february 5th
n:what’s that
b:a bad bitch bday

by Adorable_Attitude July 06, 2023

5 H’s

Is a way to see if a guy is your type or meets your standards through the five h’s: hair, height, hands, hygiene and humour.

person 1: ‘ did he have the 5 H’s’
person 2: ‘ he only had hair and hygiene’

by some stranger 234 January 30, 2023

november 5

the day when you can hug EVERYONE .

*hugs a stranger*
stranger : bro what the fu-... oh wait its november 5

by lmaoimuglyyyy November 02, 2019