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Out of office Poo

A poo that’s not at your usual pooing time
I had such a large lunch, I needed an “out of office poo”.
by BillyJo420 December 20, 2023
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Office Headphone Syndrome

When many colleagues in the office wear headphones almost constantly, appearing busy and unavailable for collaboration.
My team at work has office headphone syndrome. We work in the same room and supposed to collaborate with each other, but many people wear headphones almost constantly while working on the computer and appear busy and inaccessible. It's awkward to constantly ask them to take off their headphones, so they're effectively absent, as if they're working remotely.
by Kentich January 4, 2024
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Officer Greg

A character in the movie Last of the Grads played by Charles Christopher White Jr. Known for his spectacular performance in The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1 as the unnamed uncredited district 8 hospital helper.
Guy 1: Have you seen Last of the Grads?

Guy 2: Yes i have. Charles Christopher White Jr. deserves an oscar for his role as Officer Greg!
by Officer_Greg January 4, 2024
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Post Officed

To blame or be blamed for something that was the short comings or mistake of others.
“I got Post Officed by my Boss today for stuff he never completed
“I’m going to Post Office the guy as I fucked up but I’m not taking the heat for it”
by PostmansHorizon January 11, 2024
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Post Officed

To be blamed for the incompetence or mistakes of others usually ending in reprimand or jail. Derived from the British Post Office scandal of 2023. Same context as “thrown under the bus
“Tony totally Post Officed me today in front of the boss - probably get fired for it”
by PostmansHorizon January 20, 2024
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Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet

Game Warden Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet is a from the Department of the Natural Resources from the Blue Heron Learning Center A.K.A Blue Heron Nature Center/Keep Jasper County Beautiful B.K.A Jasper Conservation District
by Kion Shariff Fulton Wilson, February 4, 2024
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Office Princess

A woman who is well loved in her office. She is over-qualified in her job, so much that she completes things early and consequently gets the free time to socialize. She loves chatting with her coworkers and be the best dressed in the office.

She somehow is absolved from office politics. She is tactful and diplomatic but not in a way that caters to the company's needs but her own so she could keep her composure.

When she goes on vacation, she brings everyone little trinkets. She is thoughtful of the things happening in her co-worker's lives. Knows work isn't everything.

She doesn't really work for anyone, she does what makes her happy and it all seems to just work out.

She's positive, a beam of light and genuine. Her personality makes going to the office a bit less grueling. She's not the life of the party but loves to make people laugh.

She's the reason why your contractors give you better prices or are more attentive. She's got a way with words.

She's like the cute, charming little sister of the office. If she ever needs anything at all, people come running to her rescue.
"Susie's having some car trouble so I'm calling a friend whose a mechanic to see if they could help her. Let's talk later, I've got to bring her coffee"

"Yeah, she's so sweet, that's our office princess for ya"
by Knicknackpaddywhack December 12, 2022
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