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you poke it you own it

A reference to a Budweiser commercial where an overloaded table server sticks a free finger in a bottle of Budweiser in order to serve one more item.

Its now some type of "Man Law"
Bob: Hey Bryan, are you gonna eat that ::sticks his finger in Bryan's food::

Bryan: You poke it you own it.
by mistahtom May 23, 2006
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put your own dick in your butt

common insult used over xbox live by players of Modern Warfare 2. this insult is used as a way of telling the insultee to shut up while also proposing that he/she is a homosexual.
Loser: "Yeah! Did you see me quick scope you?!"
I Thuggy I: "Put your own dick in your butt!"
Loser: ?
I Thuggy I: "Did I stutter fool?"
by Hykon June 21, 2010
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Upper Case Ownage

Written as 'OWNAGE'

The ultimate form of Ownage of which can only be utilized in the most serious of circumstances.

Used to describe a scenario, most likely to be in an online gaming arena, whereby an individual has had it well and truly brought upon him.

The word OWNAGE, and its close relative Ownage are two very different terms and caution must be taken in bringing out the former unless it is unanimously believed that another individual or group of individuals have genuinely been dominated.
NoobHunter: Imma cook a frag on y'all ass.

(3 Noobz get owned at once)

NoobHunter: Dammmmmmmm!!!!! OWNAGE!!! this deserves a severe teabagging.

Noob: How humiliating, NoobHunter just brought some serious upper case ownage on our ass's
by obindustries1 March 13, 2010
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own doppler radar

the radar in which ownage is showed uppon.
lets go look at our own doppler radar to see whos getting owned today.
by andy bill November 18, 2006
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ownage e trois

when you own/burn 3 people with one comment
dude 1: look at those 3 lazy jobless mexicans outside home depot

dude 2: ownage e trois
by tribefan258 August 14, 2009
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OWO OWO OWO OWO

A sentence that many people would say in an interview
Interviewer: so what do you have to qualify for this job

Person: OWO OWO OWO OWO

Interviewer: *dies*

Person: I wïłł ręmøvę thę ręšt ñøw äñd thê jøb wįłł ałł mįńē
by oioioiAri January 14, 2021
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Blowing your own Penis

The no questions asked way of telling someone they are blowing their own horn. Leave nothing to the imagination and surprise people today!

Tell them exactly what you're thinking instead of dressing it up with metaphors.
Person1: Oh my gosh dude I'm so hot that even KATIE would digg to have me.
Person2: Dude, stop blowing your own penis.
Person1: Ouch dude, real ouch.
by JaRknessd May 10, 2010
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