the Futhank you wave

The act of raising your hand after making an aggressive and rude traffic faux-pas, like changing lanes 2 feet in front of someone because you were going to miss your offramp.

The Futhank you wave is both a thank you and yet can be issued with no sincerity whatsoever- hence the F.U. prefix.
I swear that guy I cut off was going to kill me until I gave him the futhank you wave
by dred_lox May 15, 2014
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Proteus Wave

An event that has occoured within the world of Elite: Dangerous, where azimuth tried to kill off all the thargoids will a biotech killing bubble. This failed however and now. WE ARE FUCKED.
My final gift. The Proteus Wave, born from a century of sacrifice. Our victory is delivered in this moment, humanities next chapter begins now.
by Azure Flare November 7, 2022
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wave franko

The biggest opp of them all , the Biggest of big homies . Doesn’t need a g pass he’s past that ! @ him you’ll find him
Wave franko like to smoke , wave franko like to drink , wave franko like to mix his 7up make it pink
by Wave franko November 23, 2021
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probability wave

A. The thing used to described the possibility of a thing that has has or hasn't happened before you get to know whether it has in fact happened or not....maybe

B. Second worst Pokemon move ever
A. As you can see, there is a probability wave of the cat being alive and one of it being dead, and also one for any stage in between or any other possible state and also for the cat not existing, and also for there to be something entirely different in the box.

B. List of worst Pokemon moves
1. Splash
2. Probability wave (the Pokemon will wave at the other Pokemon....maybe.
by pigaloo November 10, 2012
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Comfort Waves

Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!

Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".

Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.

A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!

John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
by CyberNixon February 26, 2011
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Kiss the wave

When a man is performing fellatio and his woman starts urinating in his mouth.
"Kiss the wave, motherfucker, you're already down there"
by Tungsten Forest May 14, 2023
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Wave job

When you ride the dick like a wave and ur bitcvh tsunamis
Joe: Yo this girl gave me a wave job
Jasper: Damn nigga a wave job??? i would get one if i wasnt gay
by joelefty April 5, 2019
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