Preferred Fap

When you aren't risking catching whatever they've got, but they're still attractive enough to warrant rubbing one out later

1: Yo, did you have sex with her?!
2: Of course not, it was a preferred fap.

by Kingturboturtle February 22, 2021

Fap

Fat Ass Pussy

My wife has a fap.

by S-m-s-m March 18, 2021

fap

fat American princess

Omg look that girl is such a fap!

by hotgirl1234566788 March 23, 2021

Bro Fap

When you and your bro(s) fap

Guy 1: Yo bro wanna do something later like faping?

Guy 2: Yeah sure. There will be some nice Bro Fap action.

by Thatdictonaryguy March 24, 2021

poo-fap

When the urgent need to defecate and the urgent need to masturbate coincide.

‘Oh, don’t worry about Al. He’ll be in the bathroom for a while to poo-fap.’

by JumJumz69 March 25, 2021

Fap

A bad gambling bet placed for fun

I fapped $250 betting against Jake Paul

by DarbyTheGambler April 20, 2021

Thunder Fap

The act of fapping very loud and quickly, much like thunder.

Is that a storm, or is my roommate just thunder fapping?

by pimpassnigga September 11, 2012