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Nintendoor

A Nintendoor is a term referring to an impassibly hard segment in a video game. The term comes from the idea that if game makers create obstacles hard enough they will make money from you buying a guide to get through the "door."
It originated from playing Nintendo games, but is now a general term for a difficult game spot.
"This game has so many Nintendoors I had to buy the guide."
by Silent Paws August 20, 2008
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nine kinds of relish

1. A slightly strange, confusing or inexplicable occurrence or state of events; something that defies normal logic in a minor way.

2. Someone who makes others uneasy or uncomfortable, despite a normal outward presentation.
1. I usually leave my car keys on the kitchen counter, but today I found them in the refrigerator. It's been nine kinds of relish this morning.

2. That guy at the party last night seemed nice, but there was something off about him -- he was definitely nine kinds of relish. I'm glad I didn't give him my number.
by verythinice June 21, 2009
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Ninjigga

Yo didja see that nigga DaQuan Jaxson cuttin' up those fools he's a straight up ninjigga
by Redd Rogers July 24, 2009
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Ninjapult

Similar to the over-hyped Catapult of Greek origin, it is a siege engine used by Ninjas in order to fire more Ninjas to distant places, usually over city walls, pirate ships, and/or giant mythical creatures infected with rabies.

Myth has it that it was once debated whether or not Ninjapults were ever required by the ninja armies of Ninjtopia, seeing as Ninjas possess otherworldly powers (such as teleportation, walking through walls, and blowing up objects with their minds) that would simply render the Ninjapult as an obsolete device before it was even created.

The Supreme Ninja Chancellor Chuck Norrisdecided to peacefully end this debate by explaining that Ninjapults were simply implemented for the addition of style points. The delegation completely agreed with Chuck Norris, and offered him the prestigious 'Nobel Awesome prize', to which Chuck Norris responded with the collective murder of the entire room by questioning the Ninjapult in the first place.

Note: Contrary to popular belief, The Ninjapult DOES exist and is still used to this very day. If you don't believe me, try to explain Watergate
Steve: Did you know that the Greeks took over a decade to get into Troy?
Bob: Are you kidding me?!?!? Hadn't they ever heard of Ninjapults?
Steve: What are Ninjapults?
(Steve died tragically .035 seconds later due to Post-roundhousekick-stress)
by Johannes Climacus July 30, 2009
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ninja cyclist

someone who operates a bicycle in dark or low light conditions with no lights or reflectors and usually wearing dark clothing. Ninja cyclists typically ride against traffic and/or on sidewalks in violation of local laws.
(after slamming on brakes) "I didnt even see that ninja cyclist blow that stop sign. I could have hit him"
by Bike Man November 3, 2009
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Ninjarrhea

An unmercifully stealthy strain of diarrhea which springs upon unsuspecting persons at inopportune times. Almost always without prior warning and leaving just as quick as it came. Often the end result of reckless flatulence.
I was visited by some Ninjarrhea today at my job interview. Remind me never to eat at Taco Bell before important events. I don't think I got the job.
by D Explosion February 3, 2010
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Ninja Toke

Toking in public places but in a fashion where no one notices.
The other day me and my friends went to Sacramento and ninja toked at the state capital.
by ironpikachu February 19, 2010
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