beet muffin

When the vaginal tract is overfilled with infectious purple pus that resembles the color of beets.

"Bro did you have sex with that girl?",
"Nah man she had a gnarly beet muffin."

by space_nuts February 10, 2015

Muffin Gamer

One who games (usually GTA) while baking muffins for her grandkids.

Karen is a muffin gamer.

by Beeg nene May 18, 2020

muffin fuzz

A fat hairy fupa

Her muffin fuzz was out of control worse than a 70 s bush.

by One eye angi November 03, 2017

muffin sauce

Female ejaculate.

She got muffin sauce all over my new sheets last night.

by MAN_PILE_CHAMPION November 11, 2015

Nut muffin

An anal creampie

—That was a good creampie.
—It wasnt a creampie, it was a nut muffin.

by BBCece July 09, 2022

shawlynn the muffin

a very cool person

person 1: "who is shawlynn the muffin?"
person 2: "oh, a very cool person."

by liaia January 16, 2022

Poop muffin

A way to describe someone who is good but also bad, or just having extremely good luck.

Oh look at him he’s so lucky what a poop muffin

by Yes it was January 19, 2021