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skewsey time of the month

A time of the month where femals are unable to participate in any sexual intercourse other then anal due to their menstruatral cycle.
We had anal last night as it was my Skewsey Time Of The Month.
by Trennalised January 15, 2008
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employee of the month

What I will be once I recatch that infamous awoling Psycho Bitch.
by Psych Ward Employee February 24, 2005
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Flavour of the month

Used in an ironic way by a person who views many objects or values produced by society with little value or as throw away, disposable assets that plebs may find temporarily attractive.
Bill: Sparkies great he has all the lates CD's and wears the latest clothes.

Bo: Yeh! it's just whatever's the flavour of the month with him though.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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Monochrome Blowjob

To get a blowjob from two girls. One wearing black lipstick and the other wearing white. After recieving the blowjobs,
the lipstick rubs off on the penis. It now looks monochrome; Black, White, and Grey
Dude1: Man i got a monochrome blowjob last night and i thought i was in an old picture.

Dude2: Shweet
by Halleeman June 19, 2009
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Boner of the month

A strikingly attractive woman you want to have sex with repeatedly
Man, that chick is the boner of the month! I wanna fuck her repeatedly!
by Chode ala mode June 17, 2009
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Monotheistic gain

The worship of currency and believing that is all you need in life in order to make it better
The fact that everyone has a price proves that monotheistic gain exists
by CrazedMilkMan September 3, 2023
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Monthly Miracle

Ashley: I was really worried, but I finally got my monthly miracle.

Austin: Whew....
by skittle$ March 11, 2009
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