Matthew McConaughey

Appearing to be a good actor by being in good movies without actually being a good actor

Tom Cruise is a Matthew McConaughey

by MurphQuake February 4, 2014

MatttheGnome

Matt the Gnome is an adorable and friendly Gnome that lives in Azeroth. Best pal to Eyonix and a gentle pacifier on the World of Warcraft General Discussion Forums.

MatttheGnome is doing well today.

by Eyonix July 20, 2008

Matthew Neyens

Matthew Neyes can be classified as http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shemale
http://www.acheta.de/heimchen/vag2.jpg
Masturbates always to the Heshe entertaining womanized Niggers explicitly yiffing excesive sperm

Matthew Neyens is a whore

by dubble bubble December 14, 2008

Matthew

the cute loving guy you know

girl1:i need a boy

girl2:giiiirl get youself a matthew i made this a school

by thecoolguy420 January 27, 2018

Matthew P

A guy who will ask for forced sex so he can get money because he's a poor sap

Matthew P is the only person I know that likes Rape

by notaboomer9000 November 30, 2019

Matthew

Some one who would hit his wife and kids and be the victim. He would do any thing to get his tiny dick bigger. Examples: big beard, buying unneeded land, heavily drinking, and penis pumps. He would do anything to mark him look better.

Also owns meth.

Person 1: bro you beat your wife!

Person 2: yea I guess I have to legally change my name to Matthew and wear wife beaters now.

by I have a stummic ache June 28, 2022

Auston Matthews

An overrated piece of shit that seems to be made of glass because he always gets injured and takes so long to recover. Matthews is the only thing leaf fans can brag about and they always compare him to Laine even though Laine is so much better.

fuck Auston Matthews

man Auston Matthews is garbage

by efuheuvgfnerui fnjehjfiejifedu December 20, 2018