Mateo Bernal

fucking nigger

oh my god! Mary! Is that a Mateo Bernal??!

Yes! Hes a fucking nigger!

by mateobernalhater April 9, 2024

Mateo the gooner

Mateo is an incredibly skilled gooner. His other favorite pastime is in his thinking chamber, where he thinks of ways to be able to edge for longer periods of time.

Mateo the gooner is the best gooner in town!!

by mateothegoonerfan April 16, 2024

Mathew

Literally the most amazing human alive, yet he will never see just how great he is. He seems to be convinced that he is ugly, yet he is the literal definition of a pretty boy. He has incredible blue eyes. Paired with a body that you look at, and just want to have your arms wrapped around. Not to mention the way his hair is dying to be stroked because it’s so incredibly perfect.

Mathew literally deserves the whole world!

by Hauntedbytheghostofyou April 21, 2024

Mateo

Mateo is the name of a very fruity man.

Mateo’s love to explore and make things. They love hitting on their guy friends.

Person 1 -“Hey Mateo! What’s your plans for the day?”
Person 2 (Mateo) - “I don’t know boys, group hugs in the shower ?”
Person 1 - “You’re such a fruitcake”

by Sillygoose987 May 5, 2024

Mathew

A skidibi Ohio Sigma who bags all the level 12 gyatts and Fanum taxes the beta who don’t edge nor goon

"You goon to much you’re like a Mathew”

by Civilxx May 7, 2024

Mateo

Bald ass chinese dude. Love him to death. Too much sarcasm, like way too much. Valedictorian of the school. Nerd but pretty cool dude. He is also annoying and apart of the LGBTQ+ community. He sucks at sports. Never ask him to move dirt because he will move a particle at a time. He is into the little ceaser's mascot.

Is that Mateo, he is soooooo bald.

by Fatesh June 14, 2024

Mathematician

A traditionally white male chauvinist with a high IQ but low EQ, who is often stereotyped as someone who is likely to remain single, and if he ever gets married, the odds of his getting separated or divorced are pretty high, because his proofs take priority over people and pets.

True or False: Mathematicians tend to become suspicious, schizophrenic, or suicidal (or all three) as they age.

by Numerati July 2, 2024