Have a magical evening.

A method Walt Disney employees use to politely tell you to go fuck yourself.

Customer: What do you mean I can't have an extended checkout?

WD employee: It just isn't possible at this time Sir, Have a magical evening.

by Hikari Shadow May 24, 2011

Maggie

Maggie loves to be with friends all the time! She is the cutest person you will ever meet and is so genuine. She loves having fun but can also be a great listener when it comes down to it. Cherish your maggie with all your heart. You never want to lose an amazing girl like this

Being around maggie is so much fun!

by we know, we know March 20, 2017

Magician

noun; A master of manipulation. A Magician can control anyone and everyone he wants to by merely speaking to them. He knows how to read a persons' emotions by looking into their eys... once this is done, he can evaluate what has been read and determine the best way to interact with that person to get what he wants. What he wants is rarely sex, though it would be easily in his ability to obtain that. The Magician considers himself an enigmatic figure, and is devoted to studying human emotion ( i.e what causes emotion in people, and what effect it can have on them.).

This means that the Magician is adept at handling multiple partner relationships, and can usually keep said relationships going for long periods of time.

Guy 1: Dude! That guy's got.. what.. 8 different girls?
Guy 2: Yeah man! And he's kept 'em going for l7 months!
Guy 1: Shit! And none of them know ANYTHING about the others?!
Guy 2: Nah, bro. This dude is a fucking MAGICIAN.

by The Magician September 10, 2008

magic mushroom

they make you TRIP not get HIGH you fucking idiot

by shoeless joe March 24, 2003

Mr. Maguire

A pissed off asshole who teaches at WFS in wilmington who wishes he could own the brandywine one day. Basically everyone in school hates him. He likes to yell and eat stuff

Mr. Maguire likes to say....AH...Um...YA...aghh
if you shout at me i will shout you down!!!

by 8th grader at WFS in 2008 March 5, 2008

maggit

A term for a person who is not the same as a "maggot", which is a completely different meaning. This is a term for someone who doesn't enjoy anything in life, one who needs to relax more, but not in a derogatory manner.

"Man, Charles has become such a maggit."

by Drugs Malone November 9, 2003

magican

This is when you have mounted your girl doggy style. As you are going at itm spit on her back and make her think you are done. Then when she turns around you shoot your wad into her eye, and yell Alla Kazam!

I just gave that bitch Molly the magican right in her eye.

by Mexican Ninja October 25, 2006