mars rover

Some expensive car that only runs on one type of chocolate bars.

Q: Sir, where's the gas put in?
A: Don't you mind lad, it's a mars rover.

by Benadski August 6, 2004

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Tyler Marshalling

1.Ruining your life by doing massive amounts of drugs and alcohol.

2. Ripping off your friends in order to continue using oxycontin and coke.

Dude lately you have been drinking a lot and we just hope youre not Tyler Marshalling it!

Yea I bought a sack from a new guy today but he totally tyler marshalled me.

by Awesome-o 5000 500 50 June 16, 2010

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One of the most shit-random people you are ever going to meet.
She loves anime but also crime shows, and she's fantastic when it comes to cheering people up, however sometimes makes conversations really awkward...
She's really random a lot but can be serious when needed.
Her real name is Louise, we all call her Cricket. No one is really sure why.

As far as we know she spends the majority of her time on Omegle.

Person 1: Hey Cricket! *hugs*
Cricket: *hugs back* Chickens are nice when they don't bark at you.

Cricket (on Omegle): YOU MUST LEARN TO BE WHO YOU TRULY ARE. AN OCTOPUS HYBRID THAT CAN BREATHE ABOVE WATER AND ALSO FLY.
Stranger: ...IM A CAT
Stranger: MEW
Cricket: NO. YOU AN OCTOPUS.

Cricket: Well..... I'm sorry. But I'm still hotter than your pet bird.
Stranger: That could be true if I had a pet bird in the first place.
Cricket: Then I will buy you a bird and will be hotter than it.

Person 1: Dude, I talked to this one person on Omegle, and they were sooooooooooooooo weird.
Person 2: Lemme see. (Looks at chat log) Oh, I know them!
Person 1: Really? Who is it?
Person 2: Her name is Cricket. (Goes to facebook page- Louise "Cricket" Marshall (page does not really exist in real life))
Person 1: Oooh yeah that's them. Hey! This is really funny!

by ASexyLlama April 16, 2013

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the mars volta

Band that caters to striving pseudo-intellectuals. Looks deep and meaningful on the surface, but has no more substance than 80's butt-rock (hair) music.

The Mars Volta and System of a Down, while their music is pleasing to listen to, and seems to have deep lyrics are pretty shallow. They rely on simple-minded bush bashing (SOAD) and big words haphazardly thrown together (The Mars Volta) to sound creative, unique, and hardcore.

by Butt-Trakis September 9, 2006

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veronica mars

a show that started out great, but slowly pitched downward. it was about a girl whos about 17 and is a dectective solving many cases along the way to finding who killed her best friend lilly kane and raped her at shelly pomroeys party. its now cancelled b.c. they didnt have enough viewers, and the plot was sucking. Kristen bell signed a 5yr contract with WB/CW for Veronica Mars. but that didnt quite happen. She now is in movies like pulse, and the musical "Reefer Madness" and is in popular tv shows "heros, and narrates "Gossip Girl"

actually she is taleneted. but someone made VM suck badd. im glad they cancelled it. but i still enjoy watching eppis of the first season.

Did you know they cancelled Veronica Mars?
ya cuz the plot, and director SUCKED!

by **BLAHblahBLAH** January 26, 2008

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