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Liberal

1) Any term meaning a lot.

2) Term that back in the day, meant someone who worked for the betterment of the American condition. Liberals in these days were often very nice men who would donate a coin to the homeless child on the street who stole food on a nightly basis or the jack-in-the-box cranking monkey that banged a tin cup against the sidewalk while molesting innocent passerby.

3) Any inhuman, vile scum that merely acts for self-preservation and the ruining of others' fun. This list includes but is not limited to communists, fascists, illegal pieces of shit, spies, smart black people, hippies, stupid-as-fuck stoners that don't give a shit and associate with the cause because it sounds cool, revolutionaries, preachers, and people who think the missionary position is the coolest sex move ever invented.

Those fitting 3) want to see your fun ruined. They want to see Uncle Sam boning you in the ass, and they campaign for government healthcare so that the homeless people on the streets can rise up, steal your shit, overrun your cities and infrastructure, and ass rape your innocent wife and children, at your expense as well. They want to allow the frothing zoo of San Francisco to pollute the nation and turn the Stars and Stripes into Rainbowfest. They want a black president mainly so they can fulfill their misguided knowledge of racial equality and high five other liberal bitches on ruining the life of other, conservative, productive members of society.
1) I like my blowjobs with a liberal amount of slurping, please.

2) Did you just see that man help that poor Irish immigrant kid? He's so Liberal!

3) I was talking to Betty at the dinner party about stupid niggers in office, and it turns out she's a liberal! She's not getting the yearly Christmas fruitcake anymore.
by Magnum Mayhem December 6, 2010
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Lear Jet Liberal

Another Smear word created by the Far Right to demonize liberals. In the case of this baseless term, it is used to describe liberals as being hypicritical without looking at all the facts. If one was to dig deeper they would find that Liberals would jump at the chance to use a less polluting form of travel.
Since this a term created by Rush Limbaugh not all the facts where considered.
see Conservative Sucker Punch
Before you use a term like Lear Jet Liberal why don't you research all the facts and not make assumptions. Even though many Big politcal and enviromental advicates used private jets they would be the first to use a jet that did not use up so much fuel. The manufactures would make mopre fuel effishent jets.
by Bob_the_Patriot December 7, 2007
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Americo-Liberian

An African American Immigrant that Permanently resides in Liberia. Or American born Liberian that lives by his parents upbringing that come from Liberia.
Sekou: I'm sick and fucking tired of Harlem, I want to go to Liberia. I can have all the Chicks I want!

Justice: Then that'll make you an Americo-Liberian.

Sekou: WORD?

Justice: Yeah. You live there and get all the chicks. I don't think you're going to leave and come back here my man.

Sekou and Justice: (LAUGHING)
by Jyuzayeguuwaah J. Summers February 17, 2010
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Bleeding Heart Liberal

A person whose political view lies generally along the lines of the founding fathers, in that they believe that what unites Americans is a love of freedom, and they tend to vote that way. They prefer to allow others to believe as they like, since this is what the country is founded on, and generally resist any effort to remove rights simply because of who someone is, such as gay, or black, or poor. They believe in the ideal of ‘treating your neighbor as you would like to be treated’, believe that we all have a certain responsibility to support each other, rather than corporations, and believe that the safety and dreams of people come before the earnings of CEO’s. They believe that everyone’s point of view has something to contribute to our political discourse.
Who does that person think they are, supporting gay marriage? Do they think that people actually have rights? They must be a Bleeding Heart Liberal.
by Jefferson101 May 6, 2011
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Neo-liberal Stupidity

Malignant, parasitic-like condition that should prevent people from having jobs in academia or in us government.
Psychoanalyst Donald Moss just called whiteness, whatever that is, " a malignant condition". I beg to differ. I want him to lose his white privilege; he suffers from neo-liberal stupidity.
by Sexydimma June 10, 2021
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Liberation Day

The day during WWII that the Netherlands was liberated from Nazi control after a full scale invasion by the Allied forces, consisting mainly of Canadian troops.
Every year the Dutch send 10000 Tulips to Canada to celebrate Liberation Day
by njkhajksndjnfdsIII April 2, 2009
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Liberated

1.
(of a person) free from social conventions or traditional ideas, especially with regard to sexual roles.
"the modern image of the independent, liberated woman"
2.
(of a place or people) freed from enemy occupation.
"liberated areas of the country"
she is liberated from the constraints of an unhappy marriage
by Just Sayonara May 15, 2018
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