Coby Johnson

A guy with an even smaller PP but still shows it to 14 year olds over a video call. They also have a granny fetish.

Person 1:Who’s the guy that likes grannies and young girls
Person 2: Oh that’s Coby Johnson

by The OG worder January 27, 2018

dirty johnson

Redirecting a kiss with a firmly placed hand (See: "stiff arm") toward the area of the male genitalia in hopes of receiving fellatio.

I dident want to make out with her so I pulled the ol' dirty johnson

by sir kenneth November 9, 2014

elliot johnson

the bestest boyfriend in the world with a massive hog ❤️

Wow there is my boyfriend elliot johnson and his massive hog

by Gooseystar123 July 19, 2021

Ron-Johnson

When you are having sex, you remove yourself from your partner and slap her in the face with your cock. Than you continue to have sex (if you can)

"How'd you break your arm?"
"I tried to Ron-Johnson my girlfriend and she flipped me off the bed."

by A. Duncan June 13, 2008

swift johnsoning

The act of wiping your partners running nose with a swift movement of your penis; swift johnsoning

I just swift Johnsoning my girlfriends runny nose

by Caylih10 February 15, 2014

Brandon Johnson

Literally a direct translation to "Man Bitch".

Man that guy is a real Brandon Johnson.

He has a purse? Wow... what a Brandon Johnson.

by TheDIctionaryPeople November 4, 2014

dirty johnson

sexual act in which the male goes for 7 days without showering unbeknownst to the female, who then performs oral sex upon the male.

yea i tricked that bitch into giving me a dirty johnson

man you could never pull a dirty johnson

i aint seen her in a minute bout to pull a dirty johnson

by jonmacgyver March 15, 2010