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snooze jockey

a slang term for a practitioner of the anesthetic arts (anesthesiologist).
Hello, My name is Dr. Acula and I will be your snooze jockey during your procedure.
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The joker

A very attractive psycopath appearing in the movie "The Dark Knight". Also a less hot psycho appearing in many other movies.
Boyfriend: Who should I be for Halloween?
Girlfriend: Be Heath Ledger's Joker.
Boyfriend: Why should I be the joker?
Girlfriend: Because he's super hot.
by psithurism July 26, 2016
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Camel jockeying

Camel Jockeying - to ride that bitch like your in the desert that shit is dry as fuck and your trying to get to water
"Man did you see how hard he was Camel Jockeying her last night? He was ridin that like he thirsty as hell
by Jaydude84 December 11, 2016
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Expiration Jockey

When you or a friend eat or drink something on it's expiration date.
Person1: Hey man you look sick as hell.

Dumbass: Yeah I just ate everything on it expiration date.

Person2: wow such an expiration jockey.
by SilverWolf1009 January 6, 2017
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nut jocked

when the teacher announced the pop quiz i was nut jocked
by joyce byers January 10, 2017
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Shaft Jockey

To dick ride and or jockey a shaft, sucking up and brown nosing to others.
Nigga be a shaft jockey all you want the boss ain't given you no promotion.
by ImDrillin August 30, 2017
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Lot jockey

An employee at a dealership who moves the cars. Term usually used to make fun of a lot technician.
That lot jockey keeps stalling the manual mustang

The lot jockey just burned out the clutch
by AtothatJ September 18, 2017
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