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Jaden is a weird Nugget boy from Singapore with weird gay Nugget behavior. Jaden is a poor boy but he loves to sing songs as Hot Potato, Kung Fu Fighting, Fruit Salad (Yummy Yummy), Careless Whisperer and The Barbie Girl song, no one why he is from Sing-A-Poor. Jaden loves it when people twerk at him and sit on his lap (just because he wants them to lay an egg on him) because he is so smooth. Jaden has 3 annoying Insta accounts. Jaden is a hypocrite because one time when he had flies around his face, two of his friends tried swatting them to help him get rid of them but he got angry, implying that he loves having flies around him yet he claims he hates flies. Jaden has 100 girlfriends, one of them being an 80 yr old Egyptian woman. Jaden has two terrapins which he named after two of his girlfriends. Jaden loves worms and snails and he has a massive crush on Bella Dolfin. Jaden is a huge fan of spiders and always wants a spider toy
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I'm Jaden and I'm so smooth
Jaden by DrRogyWardy September 17, 2020
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Jadens Dick 

Jaden has a large 14 inch dick that girls love to suck its about 3 inches wide and girls bounce on it
Jadens dick means huge, large, fat, juicy, lovable, this is what the definition of it means also mean BIGDICKINATOR3000
Jadens Dick by Jconurbandic October 7, 2020
She plays too much league of legends but is a good friend and helps me on league. She is shy but once you get to know her she opens up a little bit. She can be funny and have a good sense of humor. Jade can be quiet but if with the right people she can be rather talkative which is not a bad thing, she is rather interesting. Jade and i bond about how similar we are to one another which i haven't had someone to relate to in such a long while. I think jade and i can become really good friends and maybe even best friends.
Jade is the goat.
jade by cosmeaa November 29, 2020
Jade is a smart, loving, kind, and an amazing person. If you have a Jade in your life don't ever let her go from your life. Jade can also lighten up your mood in a finger snap and Jade is also a smart person who you shouldn't talk trash to because you will regret it. Jade is also a person who cards for other when she trust in them , it doesnt matter if your her friend or best friend just know that she is a person who can make a change in the world, but Jade is also a funny and goofy person who can cheer you up when your not in a a good mood. Jade may have had some rough times in her life but she didnt let that stop her from getting back on her feet and wanting to accomplish what she wants in life. Jade is one of the best people that has entered my life and i love her being in it . She is a beautiful and a Cute person and i want her to know is that she is .
jade is a cute ass girl
Jade by slushy1666 December 8, 2020
Jade, is the most amazing, prettiest girl you'll ever meet. She's funny, caring and soo kind. She has eyes that sparkle like a star, a smile thats to die for and just gives you feelings that no one else does. She's someone u hope to never lose and to maybe one day fall in love with.
Guy friend : see that, thats jade and shes the best
Jade by anonymous December 15, 2020
When you pour mouthwash into someone’s ass then drink it out with a straw
Me and my girlfriend did JADDING last night. Now my ass smells like mint.
Jadding by Daiys October 28, 2021

Jaden Has a Sad 

media obsession with what upsets white kids
NBC Nightly News ran a segment about some asshole-teen in North Carolina not wanting to wear a mask at school. "some say masks are good; others say they're bad" the reporter noted. when Brenda heard that she rolled her eyes and said "aww, Jaden has a sad"
Jaden Has a Sad by Uncle Joosie December 1, 2021