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Is a handsome,amazing boyfriend, he always knows how to make a girl smile. if he breaks your heart it is probably for the best! He make become rude at times but do not argue with him and leave him be. Jeremiah will steal all your scrunchies and sometimes beg you for more but please give them to him because he deserves as many scrunchies as he can get.. even though he messed with my heart i will always deep down love him. because thats what jeremiah does. he stays in your heart forever.

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OMG JEREMIAH IS YOU BOYFRIEND>>damn you pretty lucky , hes a cutie
jeremiah by jeremiah shultz December 11, 2019
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Jeremiah by Dayummateyouup December 3, 2021
One who is at the pinnacle of society. This person is usually the best at everything they do and is simply a force to be reckoned with. They will try anything once and immediately become the very best at it. They are the outcome of when an unstoppable force meets and immoveable object.
Jermyn is SUCH A BEAST.
Jermyn took one look at the situation and simply PWNED.
Jermyn by KingOfTheWorld23 January 27, 2011
A boy with abs, who is an extreamly hot christian goodie two shoes who follows rules.
Man, Jheremy is hot!
Jheremy by oh yeah!♥ November 24, 2010
Yes, you are seeing it spelled correctly! NOT SPELLED, "J-E-R-E-M-Y"! A man of great knowledge and skill. A Jeramy is always talented and gifted in the arts, sports, and sex. Jeramy's excell and are the best at everything they do or put their mind to. Usually a Jeramy is of the African-American race, giving it the gift of being well endowed. The average penis size of a Jeramy is 7.69 inches (flaccid). Many women are afraid of a Jeramy's penis because of it's great length, size, and girth. Jeramy's usually have many lovers. People flock to Jeramy's because of their outgoingness and hilarious jokes. They can make lots of people laugh, especially when they are sad. Becoming friends with a Jeramy will make a person's coolness meter go up by exactly 703,695,690,967.70596 points. Many people say that meeting a Jeramy insures a perfect ending to a life, and can end the cycle of reincarnation in the Hindu religion, due to the Jeramy's magnificent power.
"Who is the Valedictorian this year? Oh, it's Jeramy! Of course! He's really smart!"

"Damn that guy is really talented! Hell yeah! It's Jeramy! We played naked soccer! His giant dick was flopping everywhere! Then he painted me a picture of himself nude, then he played me a song on his guitar! Wow! Yea! Then we had Sex! It was the best sex I have ever had!"

"That guys cock is huge! Who is that? Oh, it's Jeramy!"

"Why won't my cycle of reincarnation end already! I tried everything! Karma's a bitch! Did you meet that guy over there? Who, Jeramy? Yeah! (walks over to Jeramy) Hey, Jeramy! What's up, guy I have never met? (guy suddenly dies and is greeted in heaven with 72 virgins)
Jeremiah is the hottest, sexiest man alive, and he is super sweet. He loves running and looking hot. He's pretty much the manliest man alive. Although watch out for his parents. They're kinda controlling.
Hey did you see that Jeremiah over there??? He's hott
An amazing guy, very talented, very handsome, cute, overall a loving, caring human being. Has a large dick which leads to girls always asking for nudes or girls saying "Thats enough nudes for the night" but knows they want them so bad. He also is very loyal, he may not seem like it because all the hoes he gets but is in fact a loyal guy. He goes raw and his pull out game is strong. He can pull out if you want him to at any given time! If you really want him to use protection you will have to give him 3 good reasons.
Girl 1: Girl who is that fine guy over there?

Girl 2: He is the cute guy with a big dick!

Girl 1 & 2: He has a Jeremey dick!
Jeremey by __xx_alisha_xx__ June 7, 2016