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A pretty cool guy. He doesn't take shit from people who think they are better then him.
Dang bro Jeramy is being a savage
Jeramy by Yaboi123456789 January 14, 2017
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Yes, you are seeing it spelled correctly! NOT SPELLED, "J-E-R-E-M-Y"! A man of great knowledge and skill. A Jeramy is always talented and gifted in the arts, sports, and sex. Jeramy's excell and are the best at everything they do or put their mind to. Usually a Jeramy is of the African-American race, giving it the gift of being well endowed. The average penis size of a Jeramy is 7.69 inches (flaccid). Many women are afraid of a Jeramy's penis because of it's great length, size, and girth. Jeramy's usually have many lovers. People flock to Jeramy's because of their outgoingness and hilarious jokes. They can make lots of people laugh, especially when they are sad. Becoming friends with a Jeramy will make a person's coolness meter go up by exactly 703,695,690,967.70596 points. Many people say that meeting a Jeramy insures a perfect ending to a life, and can end the cycle of reincarnation in the Hindu religion, due to the Jeramy's magnificent power.
"Who is the Valedictorian this year? Oh, it's Jeramy! Of course! He's really smart!"

"Damn that guy is really talented! Hell yeah! It's Jeramy! We played naked soccer! His giant dick was flopping everywhere! Then he painted me a picture of himself nude, then he played me a song on his guitar! Wow! Yea! Then we had Sex! It was the best sex I have ever had!"

"That guys cock is huge! Who is that? Oh, it's Jeramy!"

"Why won't my cycle of reincarnation end already! I tried everything! Karma's a bitch! Did you meet that guy over there? Who, Jeramy? Yeah! (walks over to Jeramy) Hey, Jeramy! What's up, guy I have never met? (guy suddenly dies and is greeted in heaven with 72 virgins)
Related Words
Horribly misspelled version of Jeremy that makes people who are named Jeremy have to spell it out for everyone.
"That's J-E-R-E-M-Y?" "Naw, my ma was stupid, so it's Jeramy J-E-R-A-M-Y" "Ouch, that sucks" "I know."
jeramy by Rihl February 4, 2010

jeramy's mom 

the hot mom of jeramy who works at hooters and has some very large hooters of her own. she loves to fuck her son, jeramy as well as any one she sees.
jeramy's MOM upside down is WOW!!!!!!
jeramy's mom is the biggest spreader of aids
jeramy's mom has ginormous hooters
jeramy's mom sucks jeramy dry every night
jeramy's mom is single every morning
jeramy's mom has kong sized tities
jeramy's mom likes to get rough with miggets
jeramy's mom cant stop liking her son's pussy
jeramy's mom has the most massive melons and fruits

Tyler Jeramy 

Both fuckboys who says there black on the inside but have tiny dicks they use to pleasure each others
Tyler Jeramy by It's Ryan April 25, 2017

deity.jeramy 

a sweet and cool and dumb person,he probably burnt down his kitchen once but who knows!
deity.jeramy WHY DID YOU SKIP CLASS!
deity.jeramy by xangyun and lin<3 January 21, 2022

Old Man Jeremy 

An Old Man Jeremy ("OMJ") is a muffin topped middle aged beta male who is completely under the thumb of his significant other.

An Old Man Jeremy loves to toady and is actually quite remarkable in that he has no backbone yet can still apparently walk upright!

An OMJ, being devoid of testosterone, lives in perpetual fear of encounters with real men and feisty alpha ladies.
Billy: Alec has been turned into such a gimp by Gilly! He's packed on the blubber and doesn't come to the gym anymore!
Dave: Yeah dude, Gilly's got him wearing turtle necks and cleaning the shitter!
Billy: Christ, what an Old Man Jeremy!
Dave: Yip, poor SOB is a straight up OMJ!
Old Man Jeremy by Seymour B. Oundas September 2, 2021
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